What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@soulie wrote:

@t‘iz Me wrote:

Nice phone conversation.

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lol.. is this the number i gave you?

PML, yep,… Sorry bud lol, turned out she was a young sexy fem, and told me i could have your share for not having the decency to ring back. :lol:

Shall i tell you what you could have won?

@soulie wrote:

if its collete.. you can have her :P

if its clare.. i want her back.. lol

and if its kelly… shes great in bed ;)

What’s Collette like? Do a swap? I’ll swap the Collette you know, for the Collette i know! :lol:

I’ll persuade Clare to go back to you!

Kelly, now i’m not interesting if she sleeps around!

PM me with Kelly’s number! :lol:

@soulie wrote:

i’ll give you kellys number.. if you want it.. she will probably call round and give me abuse though (I’m not that bad am i? LMAO)

collette was nice.. just way to thin… i like a girl with a bit of meat.. she was nice.. but had werid parents.. they scared me (Aint met mine yet)

i remember when i first met her dad.. he said to me… collete does’nt know this.. but i use her virbrator

i sh!t myself

LMFAOOOOOOO Sh it yourself? I’d have fuc ked off… :lol:

@soulie wrote:

i did’nt know to take him serious or not.. he had that sort of funny sense of humour, first night i stayed over he said, you can sha g my daughter, as its fair cause i shag ed her mum

funny guy he was.. and she had a very over protective brother in law.. who gave me that talk… if you hurt collete.. i’ll break your legs

Know what you mean, my dad was the same, used to embarrass my sisters and myself in front of our friends/partners! My mum does too, asks me in front of them how far we’ve got. :?

I was told once by a family member who was sitting downstairs whilst i was upstairs, (Doing it) that i had no rhythm. :lol:

@soulie wrote:

i could’nt cope with it in the end, the last straw was when he rang me when i took her to blackpool for the day.. at 2 am in the morning and said.. what you doing answering the phone, you should be busy

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