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    He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old
    man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
    He placed one half in front of his wife.
    He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two
    piles
    and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
    between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
    around them kept looking over and whispering.
    You could tell they were thinking, “That poor
    old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.”

    As the man began to eat
    his fries a young man came to the table. He politely
    offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were
    just fine – They were used to sharing everything.

    The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She
    sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping
    the drink.

    Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal
    for them. This time the old woman said “No, thank you, we are used to
    sharing everything.”

    The old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the
    young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a
    single
    bite of food and asked “What is it you are waiting for?”

    She answered

    (This is great)

    “THE TEETH.”

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