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    @balloons wrote:

    got rid of my shed few mnths ago ended up puttin all the cr ap in me mams shed really shud get 1 ….any offers to put it up :lol:

    I will sell you mine ,, slightly used :wink:

    #492680

    @prettypink wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @prettypink wrote:

    Oh I dare not go to back of mine – I have garden tools. lawn mower, fans, a dining table, and I have a tree growing inside it as well – oh its disgusting, I had a wasps nest in there about 4 years back..and I,v Hot Chocolate meself ever sinse…..I litrally put one foot in grab what I need and run!

    Shocking! I may pay someone this year to clear it out :oops:

    LOL now this is what we want HONESTY :) i used to close my eyes to get to the garden mower, fumble my way around in case a giant spider leapt on me ! and the time my daughter brought in a “cute” wee mouse she found and dropped it !! IN the house ! the “cute” wee thing must have been on hormones as it had babies that lived with me for a bit ! they DO NOT go for cheese btw.. peanuts and chocolate got rid of my illegals :)

    pmllllllll! now that was funny…hahaha proper laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:

    honesty is always the funniest pip.. gonna need to rehome the hedgehogs though. will call rspca. they been here for years.

    #492681

    @moonshadow wrote:

    @prettypink wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @prettypink wrote:

    Oh I dare not go to back of mine – I have garden tools. lawn mower, fans, a dining table, and I have a tree growing inside it as well – oh its disgusting, I had a wasps nest in there about 4 years back..and I,v Hot Chocolate meself ever sinse…..I litrally put one foot in grab what I need and run!

    Shocking! I may pay someone this year to clear it out :oops:

    LOL now this is what we want HONESTY :) i used to close my eyes to get to the garden mower, fumble my way around in case a giant spider leapt on me ! and the time my daughter brought in a “cute” wee mouse she found and dropped it !! IN the house ! the “cute” wee thing must have been on hormones as it had babies that lived with me for a bit ! they DO NOT go for cheese btw.. peanuts and chocolate got rid of my illegals :)

    pmllllllll! now that was funny…hahaha proper laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Er i was being honest like.lol at the tree growing in it pip.

    Well it looks like a tree, I think its a bush of some kind…I had blackberrys on it last year – but was too feared to pick em, I think the mice had a feast..oh! its real discusting….Its the wasps that done me in! fooking things…

    #492682

    Hmm i’m not sure if i want to remind myself… but last time i looked (Last summer)..

    A washing line
    A huge tyre
    A bucket
    Some carpet from when i moved in.. the off-cuts for all those who thought i have bare floors!
    Some laminate flooring. See above.
    Dead flies.
    An empty wasps nest.

    No Kosovans.
    No Albanians.
    No Lawn mower. Gardening is so overrated.

    Many many spiders called Charlotte and her offspring.

    Tis about it and i’m not going down there for love nor money to look either.

    #492683

    Iv never seen a wasps nest,i hate them.But i know what you mean by running in and grabbing things lol.

    #492684

    @rainbowbrite wrote:

    Hmm i’m not sure if i want to remind myself… but last time i looked (Last summer)..

    A washing line
    A huge tyre
    A bucket
    Some carpet from when i moved in.. the off-cuts for all those who thought i have bare floors!
    Some laminate flooring. See above.
    Dead flies.
    An empty wasps nest.

    No Kosovans.
    No Albanians.
    No Lawn mower. Gardening is so overrated.

    Many many spiders called Charlotte and her offspring.

    Tis about it and i’m not going down there for love nor money to look either.

    Teeheeee :D

    Good thread rubes.. a chuckle for a change! x

    #492685

    @rubyred wrote:

    honesty is always the funniest pip.. gonna need to rehome the hedgehogs though. will call rspca. they been here for years.

    Get one of those cages/homes Catty was on about and re-home the hedgehog your self or ask can she take it off your hands.

    #492686

    @prettypink wrote:

    @moonshadow wrote:

    @prettypink wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @prettypink wrote:

    Oh I dare not go to back of mine – I have garden tools. lawn mower, fans, a dining table, and I have a tree growing inside it as well – oh its disgusting, I had a wasps nest in there about 4 years back..and I,v Hot Chocolate meself ever sinse…..I litrally put one foot in grab what I need and run!

    Shocking! I may pay someone this year to clear it out :oops:

    LOL now this is what we want HONESTY :) i used to close my eyes to get to the garden mower, fumble my way around in case a giant spider leapt on me ! and the time my daughter brought in a “cute” wee mouse she found and dropped it !! IN the house ! the “cute” wee thing must have been on hormones as it had babies that lived with me for a bit ! they DO NOT go for cheese btw.. peanuts and chocolate got rid of my illegals :)

    pmllllllll! now that was funny…hahaha proper laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Er i was being honest like.lol at the tree growing in it pip.

    Well it looks like a tree, I think its a bush of some kind…I had blackberrys on it last year – but was too feared to pick em, I think the mice had a feast..oh! its real discusting….Its the wasps that done me in! fooking things…

    I bet ya now they were Juniper !!! ya could have made yer own Gin :) no seriously when i used to go see my ex i noticed loads of junipers round Essex/kent way..

    /charlie dimmock. dundee.

    #492687

    @rainbowbrite wrote:

    Hmm i’m not sure if i want to remind myself… but last time i looked (Last summer)..

    A washing line
    A huge tyre
    A bucket
    Some carpet from when i moved in.. the off-cuts for all those who thought i have bare floors!
    Some laminate flooring. See above.
    Dead flies.
    An empty wasps nest.

    No Kosovans.
    No Albanians.
    No Lawn mower. Gardening is so overra

    Many many spiders called Charlotte and her offspring.

    Tis about it and i’m not going down there for love nor money to look either.

    and what do dead flies make !! let me have the shag ends of yer laminate though rainny, for patching after the gas dudes have been :)

    #492688

    hey this thread reminds me of monty python sketch,”arthur two sheds”
    id put it on,but i dont know which one to put it on,i just watched it,and some bobby charlton comb over bloke,was boasting to his neighbour over the garden fence,yeh well ive got 2 sheds mate
    classic
    p.s wonders if harry enfield nicked that idea

    from his sketches,loads of money,and im considerably richer than you
    dontcha just luv satire.

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