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my wife, lol
cheers ruby :lol: :lol: :lol: …………..i aint laffed soooooooooo much fer agessssss ty hun :lol: :lol: :lol:
@rubyred wrote:
oh ye clatty hoor ye :) and i kNOW those leggings,,hardly MUCH give in them to support a massive bowel eruption .I was once out in a long floral dress and a lovely straw hat,,was having me a “cider with rosie” moment..i decided to not wear knickers as i often do.Nothing better than the air up yer kilt.
anyway,i was standing at the bar,having a right earthy laugh and my guts were grumbling..
someone said something REALLY funny and i laughed like heck,and did a wee “pleep” like a wee mini fart.I looked down and there was said “pleep” lying on the floor,oh how i cussed that dog whose shyte i had stood in going down the road ! as i kicked it to the bar….and the moral of this story is ” wear pleep catchers!” I got away with it like,quick thinking got me out a sticky moment.
/phew!
lololol!!!!!
i nearly had a wee “pleep” myself reading that!!! (that would not have been good on the computer chair ha ha!!!
oh rubes, you crease me up, im in stitches here!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I spent £700 on a secondhand bicycle. It’s a dream machine until it reaches 38mph when the front forks start to vibrate like a tuning fork and the handlebars try to pitch you off the bike. :shock:
I intend to mount it on the wall in my next house. :wink:
@peeved wrote:
I bid you farewell, this is were I do a runner, Geoff thinks he has me by the nads How wrong is he?
Please do call again Cambridgeshire is a wonderful place.
Fare thee well Peeved. 8)
A wedding ring for my ex…..and the cow had the cheek to keep it after we got divorced.
Winning over a GRRRand on 29 black on roulette in one spin, then sticking all the winnings on black for the next spin and bloody red comes in! GRRRRRR
Erm, this is an embarassing one for me but what the hell. When i took my 1st driving test i failed it in the test centre pulling out of the centre looking 1 way but not the other :oops: i new i had failed as soon as i did this but carryied on with the test anyway, so i reakon that was a total waste of my money :( :( dont know wht i had to carry on but thats just the way the system works.
My lovely lovely car … wasted money coz it depreciates so quickly but i had to have from new! :D
Catz i had 2 cats had to get rid of them tho they had fleas so they were a waste of money :x :x :!:
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