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Backs away slowly from this thread……. seems that JC men need educating and Poli and Jen can be todays teachers :wink:
@minim wrote:
You are all wrong
the one thing that turns women on is mental stimulation
And humour.
Thats why the human race hasn’t died out.
We aint wrong!!! Thats what Jen and me said mims “mental stimulation” that includes humour btw, which is vital. Often been laughed into bed its when i laugh once im in there the fellas aint so keen :lol: jk!
@Velvet 1 wrote:
Backs away slowly from this thread……. seems that JC men need educating and Poli and Jen can be todays teachers :wink:
Chicken :wink: :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
Backs away slowly from this thread……. seems that JC men need educating and Poli and Jen can be todays teachers :wink:
Chicken :wink: :lol:
flaps and makes clucking noises
Now there’s a thought….feathers…..
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
Backs away slowly from this thread……. seems that JC men need educating and Poli and Jen can be todays teachers :wink:
Chicken :wink: :lol:
flaps and makes clucking noises
The difference between erotic sex and peverted sex is that with erotic sex – you use a feather………
…….. with peverted sex you use the whole chicken.
@florrie wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
That diagram says it all Pete.
Basically females get too involved in the fine details, whilst totally forgetting what the end object is. Males on the other hand are far more goal oriented and less process oriented.
Oh, and all this stuff about what turns you on etc .. is far too reminiscent of gossip in a women’s lavatory.
Would appear that PB is wam bam thankyou mam :wink:
Or
Just hopeless at it :)I think I’ll settle for “hopeless at it”. I’ve figured out the ‘stick it in and wiggle it about’ part – but all this foreplay stuff is such a waste of time. It’s a bit like ‘Jewish foreplay’ (2 hours of begging), you spend ages looking for the correct erotic bit when all you really want to do is whip it in; whip it out; wipe it; and get back to reading the papers etc.
And who says that romance is dead! :lol:
Quick someone fetch Kent PB’s a curtain wiper !!!!!!!!!
“Romance” is all about ‘process’. Men don’t do process. We just get on with the job in hand and then get back to doing more interesting or important things.
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