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Count yourself lucky, my Uncle was a shit ventriloquist, kept sticking his finger up my arse and telling me to say nothing :shock: :lol:
My uncle was an hypnotist – who has never inapproriately touched me!
who has never inapproriately touched me
who has never inapproriately touched me
who has never inapproriately touched me
who has never inapproriately touched me
who has never inapproriately touched me
who has never inapproriately touched me*clicks fingers*
Ok – I Lied.. :lol:
I really am not too keen the way this thread is going…very bad taste boys!!
Awww Diddums.. Poor Kent has taken a dislike to a few posts!! :(
Ok – Ok – Petes uncle wasn’t really a puppet man.. And my uncle was never an hypnostist!
Therefore, petes uncle never stuck his finger in an approriate place, and my uncle never touched me in a way that uncles shouldn’t touch their nephews.
We do apologise for this, and we are extremely ashamed of ourselves, especially now that both uncles have been taken in for questioning! I’ll go visit him.. I know it’s unfair that he is facing upto two years as a result of a joke, purely for entertainment purposes, but he’ll see the funny side one day. One day, uncle Jonah will look back and say, ‘Ohhh, you likkle monkey.’ :lol:This may not be the right time, but you actually do remind me of my uncle lol..
Not Jonah, so that’s ok!!
If you’re worried just wear this
It’ll be ok :lol:
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