Where Have You Been?

Tennerife ( around 6 x too many prostitutes )

Too much competition eh??? :roll: :roll:

* waits for a slap * :wink:

@*Sian* wrote:

:lol: Awww I am sure you’ve poked a few unsuspecting holes

*runs* :wink:

Yeah, but not nearly enough :wink:

@*Dawny* wrote:

She will keep beging till he gives in, she may even attatch thumb screws :lol: plus I will drop enough hints and we will get there………….. Eventually :lol:

LOL…feminine wiles, eh?? :lol: :lol:

@squeezy wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@squeezy wrote:

Only two :)

WHICH TWO?! :lol:

Ireland and Southern France – France was rubbish though

Obv have been to England an Wales, but not counting them…

ooooo I felt the same about the south of france, Pluty cant understand why tho :?
I mean who wouldnt like to spend a week in a caravan cos there are thunder storms galore outside eh :shock: :roll: :lol:
Must admit the week without the storms was nice, but the storms spoiled it for me

Greece- food’s great, drink is cheap n women hairy

France- food’s great, drink is cheap n women hairy

Holland- drink is great, food is cheap n the women hairy

Denmark- drink is extortionate, food is bland n the women are hair-free

Sweden- as Denmark, but more so

Spain- food’s great, drink is great, women are either gorgeous or like your mother in law

Ireland- drink is great, food is dull, women speak English

Australia- drink is cold, food is hot, women are between food n drink

New Zealand- like Australia but the sheep are hot

Turkey- food is shyte, drink is shyte, women are not seen much

Scotland and Wales aren’t real countries so they don’t count :lol: