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  • #1142428

    omg ive metarphorised into a guide

    please  forgive me lads,

    #1142431

    Are you people allowed outside.?

    #1142433

    lol i can think of some here should be put in straight jacket, never mind being out side. :

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    #1142434

    dunno bout the rest of them,,but i am  with my carer.

    #1142435

    sooo  are we outing names now  top stuff :good:

    ok then id like to nominate milky he came to blackpool and said to me

    “alroit cose any banks here need robbing”

    me “er i dont know tbh why dont you ask them?

    milks,”oy will rob the feckers dry”

    me,”woh hang on a minute nobwipe theres cctv all over the show.milks”no probs cosy man  sussed it”

    me “how”?

    him “cos im from bristol they dont know me”

    i think very soon after that i just of sighed,sorted to question my own existence then slowly slid away,i mean come on some people eh? ycmiu.

     

    #1142436

    i know i should edit the last bit  started etc but i honestly cba

    its late innit,,,,,hey i got a question for youse lot?i know its a bit off topic

    so ive got a carer shes about 50 odd,pops round on a wednesday bout tennishjean”you arite markie”

    me “yeh sound as a mouse do you want a j or a beer or summatt?

     

    jean”behave yourself im driving and why havent you tidied up you could have made a fckn effort at least”

    me”well i was waiting for wednesday wannit”

    jean”oh so you think im your slave now”

    me,”well what does  it say on the tin”

    jean “what tin?

     

     

     

    #1142437

    sorry back now

    so where was i?

     

    oh yeh so i said the tin that rin tin shitt  in

    jean”oh if you are going to be stupid im off”

    me “oi you man woman i mean slow down slam on the brakes  meant your job is as it says on the tin a carer

    jean “ok im sorry i got above my station is there anything i can help you with”?

    me :yahoo: funny you should say that but can you help me put the sheets on the bed cos im rubbish at that

    5 mins later

    jean,”looks cosy that”

    me “dunnit”

    jean “what side do you want”?

    me”can i have the one  nearest the toilet so i dont have to clamber over you when i wanta wee”

    and guess what day it is as im typing [email protected],30 am weds

    hmm roll on 10 am

    ycmiu

    or could you?

     

    #1142438

    sorry i was thinking about jean that much

    i forgot to ask youse the question doh me

    ok

    1 have any of yous got a carer?

    2,would you have one if  offered for free like?

    #1142440

     

    The undertaker was the first I met from here

    A true gentleman

     

     

     

    #1142441

    aah ok undie yeh he came to the blackpool meet on a motorbike dunno bout a true gent more like grizzly fckn adams but yeh top bloke i got him a b and b near me  secure parking for his bike cos he was a bit scared it was going to get robbed,

    advert break,anybody seen my vlog on you tube walk on the wild side.?

    so yeh anyway hes sound apart from he eats a lot we were having a good drinking sesh and he asked me wherre the nearest kebab shop was,i hate blokes who do that if we are having a drink ,drink fck food so i didnt tell him but he found one anyway then came waltzing in the hotel with a mammoth kebab and chips and he wasnt even staying there

    ycmiu.

     

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