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    If you could be anyone you wanted to be from this site or the real world for just one day …. who would you be?

    I think I’d be Danny2011 and do something really terrible…. ensure he was locked up for a while :D :D :D

    #517847

    I would like to be me in about three weeks time when I won’t have to sit six inches away from the screen to be able to see what is written on it

    #517848

    @danny2011 wrote:

    lol mrs tea pot

    well id take a few attributes a few chatters have got actually lol

    1 LOOSEY irish accent if shes irish lol
    2 velvets boo bs if there real or the pic is real lol
    3 chatguideLD booting powers
    4 mrs tea pots sense of humour like pictures etc
    5 shiddies drug habit
    6 lesbian lucy lips on her fake picture lol

    mount all them into me thats who id be all these things lol

    I guess from that, that danny wants to be a woman

    #517849

    @danny2011 wrote:

    yes so i can use a vibrator wen needed nd kiss other beautiful lesbian women hmmm the thort of juicy lucy on ya lips

    Well I have an axe I usually use for chopping logs but I can clean it up a bit, and a drill with a big bit! So if you want me to operate just whistle or maybe scream!

    #517850

    nahhh you want to be a lesbian so you won’t want a man near you – I am sure there is a Dyson hoover that will solve your fantasies

    #517851

    ive thought long and hard about this mrs t
    and after long protracted thoughts with myself
    weighing up all the pros and cons
    after hours of considering i think that i would like to be
    drum roll

    danny
    just think of the fun i could have,living in total blissful unawareness
    picking up buttercups from a nearby field
    putting it up to my chin
    and asking random passers by
    do i look pretty.

    #517852

    @rogue trader wrote:

    danny
    just think of the fun i could have,living in total blissful unawareness
    picking up buttercups from a nearby field
    putting it up to my chin
    and asking random passers by
    do i look pretty.

    Now that made me laugh :lol:

    #517853

    Awwww Kate I don’t hate you at all, I don’t have any feelings towards you.

    Is someone making fun of poor little you? Because you would never do that to another person would you? and you’d never be nasty would you? Poor misunderstood you. :roll:

    #517854

    Sorry, I don’t feed children without their parents’ consent.

    #517855

    @j_in_france wrote:

    I would like to be me in about three weeks time when I won’t have to sit six inches away from the screen to be able to see what is written on it

    Lost your glasses J??

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