You just cant not laugh at this ladies!!!!!!!

Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed. There isn’t a woman
alive today who won’t crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45
am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time
to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal … Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

NEVER EVER GOING BACK TO THAT DOCTOR. EVER! :oops:
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