AbitofMary_J

@sharongooner wrote:

@jelly tot wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

They did a thing in the Sun today, compiled by “expert Crackers”….

There individual views were

1. A loner
2. A Virgin
3. A Local known person (taxi driver/clergyman)
4. A person with a troubled past

Well…………… and we wonder why he has not been caught yet!! :evil:

They can…

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@cath 55 wrote:

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lol 3rd picture what an insurance claim..!!! wait til i give the De’vil in Disguise a tin of gloss brb lol

as to your question Cath f cuk knows when its rite to say it.. lol

Cath unfortunely the cleaning of streets of the Ladies of the Night has never happened as said before ‘its the old profession’.

These girls/woman are innocent even though they have been forced by their sad situtations wither they sell themselves for a fiver upwards, or what the money is for, yes there comminting a crime in solisating themselves (…[Read more]

@Oss wrote:

I’m sorry i cannot condone this behaviour of owning ripped movies, you’ll all have to send them to me so that i can hand them into the proper authorites :roll:

nae probs Oss 3 quid a copy pkus 2 quid postaged lol

@emmalush wrote:

Watching Newsnight tonight, a report that explained your government feels your hard earned taxes should be spent on Turkish translaters helping folk to quit smoking.

Why dont you just hand over all the money you earn…

Another story within the report, tower hamlets council producing a magazine in bangladeshi language only,…

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@Matty wrote:

got that bloke from school of rock in it.. hes good.. i like him, always makes me chuckle to myself when nobody is looking :)

Jack Black… i watched on sky the other night The Jackal with Bruce Willis, Jack Black makes an appearance in that and he’s just the same… funny but a younger verison but still looks ancient as lol

@Matty wrote:

i enjoyed bond, and surprisingly enjoyed “The Holiday” too, thought it was too much of a chic flick… but was surprised

who’s is ‘ The Holiday’ matty that nicole kidman n kate winslet..??

The Covenant Angel im wanting to see as i enjoyed The Underworld films… on the dowload list..

Flushed Away excellent family film…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

i got it on sunday mary but aint had time to watch it yet. got happy feet as well fa littlun……..norty ehh lol. :lol:

oh u r NORTY NORTY…. im tellin lol ere ive got Flushed away if ur showin aff lol

watch Casino Royal with Mr PATS… tell him he’s near near infact a baws hair as close as Sean the God Connery…!!!

the was sent to me this mornin as my first xmas text… inwhich I share with you all lol

He Laid her on the Table. So white, clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. He touch her neck and felt her breast, then drolling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, hegave a ‘joyous’ cry… The holewas…[Read more]

I had a feelin in my water Ben would exit last night, mind u his U2 was pants…!! Ray thought Smile was good, but a rather tedious iratating song inwhich has no real strain in singin… I could murder that on my unit and sound no bad..!!! You’ll never walk alone, i surprised the liverpool people backed him last night with his verison he was off…[Read more]

@lancsman48 wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

not to forget … ”lame arsed” …

WELL FORUMHOST PB …PROF BUM SHOT

Lanc’s you may be scottish here…. Clansman…. lol

I’D BE DELIGHTED 2 BE A HONOURY JOCK.

rite from now on u’ll be known as Clansman fae me honoury Sweaty Sock… ok..

@Becky wrote:

1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for a girl
4 for a boy
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 a secret never to be told
8 a wish
9 a kiss
10 is a bird never to be missed!

God im a book of knowledge :lol:

10 is a bird not to be missed..?? well thats shyte eh…. thought winning the lottery or something… wished i didnt ask…!!

im sure Mrs PB loved that eh… lol

@ForumHostPB wrote:

10 … is either for a new knee, or for a friendly and caring NHS Accident & Emergency department.

lol known my luck noooo wrang answer lol well naff all wrong with your memory eh PB.. did u like ur anagrams btw..?? i stepped very carefully lol

@lancsman48 wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

not to forget … ”lame arsed” …

WELL FORUMHOST PB …PROF BUM SHOT

Lanc’s you may be scottish here…. Clansman…. lol

@Geoff wrote:

AbitofMary_J
bot jam fairy

lol there’s a no entry sign on my bot btw Geoff lol

awe mines is sweet lol atleast the kegs will smell fresh eh lol

PeppermiZ Angel-Pants

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

How Will I Die Quiz

You will die at the age of 54

You will be poisoned by your ex from your 7th marriage

lol i aint even on my first marriage… oh im goin to be busy 7 marriages in 19 years…
oh i’ll need loads of bridesmaids….

well even with this advertising ive still no offers lol

lol this is adictive lol

captain charisma here’s a few fir u…

A CARACAS PINT HIM ..

A PHARMACIST CAIN
lol my fav it has to be soz lol A MANIAC CRAP SHIT

A MANIAC RASP ITCH lol
I’M A SATANIC PARCH

lol im bored, Esmeralda ive done yours some crackers…

she never needs a take away with this name, MADRAS EEL yummi lol

lol AR SE AM LED lol say it fast lol oh she’s led ok lol

yip folks Es is old proof lol …. AM AS ELDER .,
i bet her tipple is whisky n milk …. DRAM LEASE .,
intouch with the De’vil eh…. DEAR SALEM
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