AbitofMary_J

Dreammmmmmmmmmmmmmm…. Dream…. Dream … Dream… ohhhh Dreammmm

lol the Carsberg adverts r class…!

elo… lol thought i knew the guy…. i aint goin to T in the park no more.. im doin the motherly duties of attending my son’s 1st bday… im GUTTED……

oneway……. or another… Im gonna find ya…

lol ive changed the words to suit…. lol

The Who….. Mary J with shaky hands lol

I danced with Linda
I danced with Jean
I danced with Cindy
Then I suddenly see

Mary-J with the shaky hands
What they’ve done to her man
Those shaky hands

Mary is so pretty ( ohhhh I know lol )
The prettiest in the land
Guys come from every city
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oi Cath ya canny go………….. not until u’ve done my reading plz…. never mind the trigger happy deletement of posts…. just means mair shyte for ya to type…

dinny get ur Bridget Jones in such a twist…. lol

a song springs to mind……… Pleaseeee don’t goooooooooo… don’t goooooooooooooooooOOOoooooooooooooooo, don’t goooo awayyy…

words don’t come easy….

The Who

Dreaming from the waist down

I feel like I want to break out of the house
My heart is a-pumping, I’ve got sand in my mouth
I feel like I’m heading up to a cardiac arrest
I want to scream in the night, I want a manifest

I’ve got that wide awake, give-and-take, five o’clock-in-the-morning feeling
I’ve got the hots for the sluts in the…[Read more]

shhhhhhhh ur unrussel the natives….!!!

rite…. im needin helpin folks……….. my wee barras’ 1st bday this sat…. aweeeeee./.. nae mair a wee babby…. and he’s WALKING…. 12 steps the max lol i knew he do it afore sat lol

rite my pals are on at me to have party games etc… for the bairns… he’s 1…!!!! he and his 2 twin friends will…[Read more]

It’s a nice day to start again
It’s a nice day for a white wedding

i do i do i do i do i dooooooo…. oooOoo Ooo…. ( abba song lol )

is it today then…??

* coughs *

Happy Birthdayyyy to Uuuuuuuuuuu… Happy Birthdayyyyy to Uuuuuu….
Happy Birthday dear Chess Happy Birthday to U…. hip hip … MJ x

@TADpole wrote:

David Walliams is a sex god! =P~

your havin a Giraffe aint ya….. lol

here i liked the moon boots he was wearin lol rather fetchin id say lol

now there’s only one man with sex appeal even at his fine vintage year… ( PB i aint on aboot u btw lol ) Sir Sean Connery…. now even at his fine fiddle of an age…. JMMOG does he…[Read more]

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Dolly Parton – 9 to 5 :lol:

yeah but has to be the dance version…!!

great floor filler…….

My heid is in a spin… ma feet don’t touch the groon…. because ur new too me ma heid goes roon n roon…. ma knees are shakin baby…. my heart it beats like a drum…. doo doo doo doo…. it feels like…… it feels like im in…[Read more]

ur’ s was borin Squishy lol jokin….

now Cath, all i wish to hear… that u see ladyluck on my side and u can pick my winning lottery numbers….. a tip for a huge outside Horse for Mr Wolfie…. ( ohhh here im phyic btw meant to say…!!! as Mr Wolfie thinks i don’t know aboot his horse comin in at 33/1..!!) mix up on ur WAGES MY AR5E…!!! ) I…[Read more]

rite folks… im offski…. my bed is callin me such vulgar names here,….. so time for me to retire to MJ la la land…. so its guid nite fae… and guid nite fae her… MJx over n oot..

Cath i take it u were talkin of the sex in rooms….

here i discovered a new world… lol

@Mr Amphibian wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Mr Amphibian wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol @ flippin…. dinny believe what the papers say….

ohh Mr A would u like to elabourate..?? you sayin im addin to drivel ( one must not take drivels name in vain ) lol

verbal diahorria is my forte for the boards….

No Mary, I’m saying that a couple of weeks…

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meant to say….

sold my tickets for T in the Park….!! the guy came 2nite for them… I had Mr Wolfie and friends her incase they were lunes lol turned out a rite laff…. the guys were sound… and geniune happy aboot goin… but they did say it the first yr they had to pay to get in… the storied they told us of how they got in… what a…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

aye i did mary,,but i removed it and she is in PM with me as im a funny like psycic bugger too ! i gave away too much,and she has more for me,,I have always admitted im that wee bit different,,so i took it off while i get more info!

i never advertise the fact i have ,,,,wow weird KNOW it all feelings,,as i beleive its MY gift !…

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@Mr Amphibian wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol @ flippin…. dinny believe what the papers say….

ohh Mr A would u like to elabourate..?? you sayin im addin to drivel ( one must not take drivels name in vain ) lol

verbal diahorria is my forte for the boards….

No Mary, I’m saying that a couple of weeks ago the boards used to be fun, with…

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