AbitofMary_J

@pikey wrote:

:lol: And gardening is the new rock’n’roll. Especially when done in leather chaps and a nice studded choker.

but ofcourse…. I trust one is of the Herbal Garden, we’re speakin of….

dam who let the cat oot the bag aboot my ‘ new’ venture…..

@*Sian* wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

I think we should do it every year!

you are weird at times lol

Only @ times? lol

im on 24hr time Sian lol

@pikey wrote:

:shock: Pikey is 90% gay. He may be open minded between the sheets but he’s a raving homo out on the streets!

:shock: :D

Hello sailors!

very surprisin Pikey… u;ve been hangin arron Tommy too long lol

rite Ob’s how GAY R YA… i bet u have done that test a few times now and aint happy with the results lol

@The Observer wrote:

I think we should do it every year!

you are weird at times lol

lol 26% that god… think it must of bein able to change the oil lol

DO YOU SEE THAT SUNNY….. not even remotely… lol bet she comes back 100%

here mind i was sweatin when that meterin thing went up to 100% i was like AYE RITE lol then the score came up i was like… thx the lord… lol

oi chesshire cat…!! stop ya grinnin…. lol

well i got burnt offerins when arrived home…. it was supposed to be Lasagne… although im too polite to offend my Mother, she was pilin the plate so high i was near passin oot stage… i was like not much for me Mother, after that surperb ala cart meal Dawny laid on…. plus the freshly baked…[Read more]

didnae hear it…. was it shyte…???

@The Observer wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Please enlighten me as it’s driving me crackers.

Put some cheese on it then. 8) May i suggest brie? – is one of my favourites. :D

You prefer it soft then?

id certainly not admit to being soft… lol

@*Dawny* wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @Mary

salt n peper chicken an egg flied rice

ya say…. flied rice.flied rice… .. did ya have a foo koffee…??? lol

well I had certain needs…. as one does…. and I main…. that was my cravin… and I will spare u the details…. and put it this way….. if Mr Wolfie had a white van…. it wuid define have written…. my preggy wife is even dirttttier than this …. lol

JMMOG…. this was on the second page…. NEGLECTFULL eh….

ohhh how I love my name up near the top… lol

just climb ontop…. Angel* don’t be shy…. demand sex…. its his fault ur in this situtation… demand ur pregnant rights…!!! everything one says…. one must have…!!! or Hell has no fury… lol

@Squeezy wrote:

@angel* wrote:

Horny as hell, but for some reason me hubby thinks me body is now a temple that should be worshipped from afar :lol:

Just start groping him when he’s asleep….works every time :wink: :twisted:

funny Squishy…. that worked for me as well…. i was shockin horny wasnt the word… id be like… ill phone ur boss…[Read more]

wot ya munchin then Dawny…. fook… all i get is a effin Baked Toasty eh…. lol

its a chinky….

my m8 chinese and even calls it a chinky…. lol funny as i wudnae call a chinese person a chinky…. which me reminds of a joke…. lol

glesga lass falls inlove with a chinese lad…. she ends up the duff…. their we babby arrives…. and the chinese lad surprised…. the baby is white…. so he called it…. * Wont went Wong * lol

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Catz wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i don’t mingle with the peasants, =; no danger of me going :P

whats oor feather friends got to do with it…??? TT lol

He was once a pheasant plucker … :roll:

once??? well i am significantly damaged by the use of past tense..!!

i was only jesting anyway our young…

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who’s winning then…???

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

has Britain got NIL PA…. yet…??