AbitofMary_J

ohhhh the full hog Tempo…. lol Black dress…. wrap dress at that…. fishnet stockins’… sussie’s and the M n S black lacy undies… wit a flash of red….!!! im goin to have his tongue trailin behind him lol…. here im practisin the Sharon stone move…. lol

not long up myself if u get the pun lmfao….. my son away with his daddy visiting rellies… my lass ive had to stay in with as she’s in pain… so she on at me to set the karaoke unit up…. so ive said i will… the neighbours no doubt will not be happy… lol

ere snday laZy day…. im just aboot to slip back into my PJ’s… but im goin on a…[Read more]

good afternoonie folks.. xxx

well i survived the pub n karaoke with oot havin a fag inside the place… mind u lol there was a better laff ootside for cig breaks… poor souls id fire them up for a song and leave em standin….

actually this smokin in pubs creatin a few probs… what i have noticed that outside on the streets littered with…[Read more]

ohhh ere wot we all goin to do now….. all this soo called worry over the new site…. come PB… we need sumthing else to get the fires burnin…. mind u… can i put in a request we don’t have french food…. NAE OFFENCE LAMBY… its just RANK… lol and bad for the diet lol too much breid n cheese…. ill b fartin the rest of the day…. lol

elo n welcome to the *Wailin Walls* or as its April Fools… not a good day for joinin with us paranoid regs lol…. have fun

the film the * Crying Man * well put it this way the irish guy get more than he bargined for lol…..

16. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game (can explain offside or LBW) and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

would that be leg before…[Read more]

lol ohhh pete’s pic’s of sunny….. ere we sud have awards for the best oneliners in this thread lol…. Sunny…. id furk myself in this suit..!!! springs to mind lol

Fast… maybe PB 4got to pay his tenner lol…..

psttttt… ur que to get MJ’s funny one-liners now… lol

listen im sure a few actually did believe it lol

Fast funny u mentioned that as look 34 pages and no spitefull nastyness triped over the thread….. ere’ id stayed longer last nite if it wasnt for u lot who have pass’d this snotty cold ON…. ere im goin to be singin oot ma nose the nite….. and it aint goin to sound pretty either lol …

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rite folks im offski…. i mite be seein ya’s again…. and yet again….

mind my new site opens at 7am 2moz just click on link :wink: wont be set up til 7am oor time lol

lol 4got to pay his tenner love it lol here he does have the buttons though lol

now now ladies he’s alot to catch up on…. then string in his words of wisdom…..

drums rolls awaitin PB’s Post…..

cooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee PB lol

starts the sing song……………….

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days of auld lang syne?
And days of auld lang syne, my dear,
And days of auld lang syne.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days of auld lang syne?

We twa hae run aboot the braes
And pu’d the gowans…[Read more]

mind the Pensioner PB will be sortin his cathita oot and havin his milk …. adjust his wooden limp leg… and snugglin doon for the nite havin a wee chuckle to himself… lol

come ooot come oot where ever u r PB…..

we know wot ur doin lol

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this is a safey announmence… after the nxt 30 sec u mite need to put ur seatbelts on it may be a bumpy road…. lol….

im tryin to smoke them OOT ….
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lol ere im furked i have nae sod on msn lol or anything…