AbitofMary_J

look even my pet rolls lol

lol might be a pie but it aint a crumble…. wots the 1 with the flowers growin fae it…??

ere u wudnae get that fae a pub up here….

cheers craZy those low-fat piZZa’s n cake… if not i canny eat them lol

hopefully she will be fine, i think the pain will hit her 2moz mornin… and hope she will see sense in stayin off school.. nite u

well as i said in the sit in thread….

i had an eventfull night..

my lass was runnin barefoot to get her slippers… and ripped from inbetween her big toe to the middle of the ball of her foot… on a nail raised from the carpet bar..! atfirst we were like come on u’ve just caught it… then the BLOOD…. now u know wot im like… but i…[Read more]

wot aboot Amsterdam….. im hopin to finally get there this year..!!!

here i can imagine wot a great nite oot the guides met was…. hatchin this plan allnite…. rivetin lol

@Poet wrote:

Warning……..Loose guard dog on patrol…..hide those fingers PB

8) 8) 8)

lmfao u could of hide the knickers on the veg basket…!!! mind ya their like furken bloomers… lol soZ…

SOZ FOLKS……………. for my AWOL….. id had *real life* drama…. and that pic of that toe aint wot ive witnessed 2nite…. :-… ill…[Read more]

lol… wot u think i think its true lol… lordys lordys…

mornin folks anyone kickin aboot..

ere’ only 2 days and MJ’s smokin room will be moved eh… just as well ive saved me siggy lol… just incase…

when i was trainin to be a commy chef i was to look after the lobsters and make sure when boiling they didnt turn bright red..!!! lol ohhh the panic i was in lol i kept addin cold water to try and stop it lol here lucky that was in the Bank Rest. in queens street lol

lol Rubes on the soZZle ur a DISGRACE WOMAN…’ lol

where do i start.! rite u lot with the snifflers n colds…. cheers uve pass’d ur snotty noses via the tinterent…!!

ohhh me back is away…. i stick of Olbas Oil…. my knee is swellin well to..

yes folks… im lookin for the symphany VOTE….. im noo weel…

aweeee Mart u still got a thing of ikkle Kylie… it could of been worst people cud of seen what Sian was aboot to type lol now that cud of been embarsing eh… the saucy minx lol

lol ill have the tartan paint…. ere Nis ive been sent for a long stand… lol

@*Dawny* wrote:

Im great thanx cuddly chick :wink:

A lot of my weddeny things came today, so im sat here typing wearing my PJ’s, wedding shoes and a veil an tiara :D

lol…. wot r u like…. Tempos’ all excited i think i was yakkin with her last nite… and thru my drunken state lol i did have the hair brained idea of drivin doon on the…[Read more]

u coughed’…. @ Obs u still poorly…?? lol

Men and the common cold… u’d think u were dying… lol

lol @ Ob’s…..

Its an art this rollin caper…
especially when u use rizzla’s papers…
there gum is shyte and sizes differ..
which puts me in a coont of a miffer..
I roll it long atleast 5 papers, it makes it better ..
and alot stiffer…

well nae point u takin her oot up in Scotland with the nae smokin ban…! Newcastle the place to go or Whitly Bay…. plus u can still smoke for a further yr doon there lol….

:oops: was im pi’ss’d or wot last nite….. i do appolisge lol i near pass’d oot there shoppin in sainsburys lol… the heat n the hangover… not good…. hot flushes…. i hoenstly thought i was goin to keel over… will teach me eh… never never ever ever ever again..! god i was mango’d lol

Rubes’ is what ya see is what ya get…. lol nae frill n knickers lol true Scot…. lol