AbitofMary_J

errr excuse my ignorance….. whats a cameltoe…?? like a cricket box to protect r foo-foo///??

gyps… if u have no love handles….. dress up in a flesh coloured catsuit…. put fig leafs on ur boobs n foo-foo n derry-aire and have ur hair done up in holly n tinsil……

and u will be./………………………………………???

well what would u be/…..??

she is isnt she Robyn…. and i was lookin at that sweet face sayin how could someone that lovely be unkind to her mother.. ( BBlue im jokin hun) ur a bonnie lass….

i meant to ask Galaxy, how did the drivin test go…??? i havent seen anything mentioned aboot it…??? hope u pass’d if u didnt don’t worry.. just brush up and do it again….

that goes for u Geordie as well..!!! don’t give up… then u can zip up to ur maws’ in scotland dump the kids and drive to glesga met me n lucky and have a ball lol

good ole Pete eh, there clever this lot aint they… i can just turn the pc on and type thats my limit lol…

ohhhhhhhhhh Galaxy./…… I see Tempo sorted out ur siggy its well cool… not as good as mine rite enough lol

@Soulie wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Soulie email me what you’ve got and i’ll do it for you hun :lol:

thanks, i will do.. though i don’t have much at moment, i’ll email it over tommorow morning .. you’re a Mon’star

and thanks to everyone who has emailed it me over, much appriciated

ohh soulie Senga aint a Monstar… lol

i miss arks… only 1 who truely appreciated my humour…!!! im wasted in ere ill tell ya…. folks wud pay good money lol

ere lucks tell arks… i said elo and get back to MJ’s smokin parlour it aint the same…. yeah tempo there n me… but arks…ahhh … last i heard he was playin hide his sausage at his majistys pleasure lol

elo gyps xxxx hope ur well x

geordie i didnae know ur maw was up here…. have a ball…

my plans… 2day im goin for the shoppin.. (borin) was supposed to b havin a girly nite with my pal, but she has decided to head doon to the ‘lpool’ to surprise her maw for mothers day, i told her she’d get a suprise if her maws away lol so 2nite nothin….…[Read more]

lol…. asked for a reciept lol two nk lol

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Durex in Australia is sellotape! :shock:

That could ruin your evening. :lol:

reminds me of a song…. ( lurpac tune)

We are the lads fae the durex mob
You can’t get a better bit of rubber on ur knob…
It stick to ur p rick like evo stick…
And u can’t get it aff in the mornin….. lol

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

long long time ago….. i can still remember….. lol in Australia… this drunk male twonk…. said in his loudest voice in pub…. here MJ id love to get into your knickers…. * i replied… listen hun, its ok ive already got 1 ar5ehole there i don’t wish another…. ‘ lol never been asked again my best…

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ohhh wot time PP1….??? and any Disney questions for ikkle ole me..?? plz..?? only chance ive got of gettin points lol

it was doreen i got wrang lol the sad sac lol ohhh those dungerees lol very flattering eh lol…. with yellow shirt lol

im hummin the tune now lol…. sumthing sumthing roses….. dum dee dum dee dummm… lol

happy bday CraZy….. hope ur havin a fab day… x

lol am sure u r hun… lol ere ive actually got fairly prudess the older ive got lol…..

happy birthday craZy xxxx
a birthday verse just for u…… no fancy pictures… just words….

Moneys’ tight….
Times are hard…
So here’s your furken Birthday Card…. xxx

now for a song……

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh why was she born sooooo beauitful…..
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh why was she born at alllllllllllllllll…………
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lol@ Galaxy its the raised eyebrows u recieve when u do get olde rlol

lol… Rubes’ ohhhh the shame….!

lol the likeness to Marty is soo near..!!1 lol