AbitofMary_J

@chickenman wrote:

I’m quite happy to donate my pubic hair, just not sure if it will straighten. You might end up looking like huggy bear :D

LMFAO lol

2day i was so lookin forward to… the live madness karaoke idol final… but most of all pickin up me new wheels… an calibra automatic.. so i can get mobile, so went and pick’d it up, yes i was racin atad…. this guy in a red polo pulled out on me aND I SLAMMED on the brakes/// but his passenger to me was givin me the wanker sign… so they…[Read more]

SIAN x my m8 a hairdresser and specialists in hair extenstions, her salon charge from £600 upwards for hair extenstions..!! as it does take 4hrs per head to do PROPERLY…

i quiz’d her on u doin it DIY…… she suggested and said… ‘ dont buy any u have to use a bonding with as u won’t be able to do this urself…
as Rubster suggested u get…[Read more]

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

damn…i been sussed! lol

yeah ur effin dreamin if u think thats ur boots n legs missus..!!

Happy Birthday MATTY…. that u 30 now..?? lol x

aint the point of the Olimpics is to show the of HOST Countries…??

miss’d it yet again…!! probs as its no got my full attention… so who’s up for noamtions..??

so UGO no in in the USA…. he wake up then… PATS bet ma farmer giles r bigger than urs lol

@Bat wrote:

Mary this kind of thing sickens me, as I,m sure it does everyone else. This filthy piece of scum should be locked away for the rest of his miserable life. No parole, no time off for “good behaviour”, just stay and rot in prison, in a solitary cell, 24 hours a day for the rest of his life. Normally I,d scream for the death penalty, but…

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@Forget Me Not wrote:

erm… your dress sense is attrocious… or something
ooh how about… you insults are pathetic, barely worthy of mentioning even at the best of times.
erm… yo momma’s so fat that when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
(I’m really not very good at this sort of thing)

ur just so effin unreal, u mommy slapp’d ur face…[Read more]

lol ting tong that ur name fir the thai lass then lol… yeah she was well miff’d in the dairy room..!! that guy whom talks like a girl but insists he’s straight luke.. lmfao him with why did he get his robe full of swans lol and the other guys got black robes..!! lol and the custrad creams lmfao.. he won’t sleep til he gets answers lol…

i just…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Sad to say Mary, but the little bastard has totally vanished or gone into hiding somewhere anyway.

Personally, I blame daughter for tipping Gwenny off about the dangers of scoffing peanut butter – especially that which is used to bait mouse traps.

Still I did have one moment of joy last week. Senior management was pursuing her…

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@chrispaul wrote:

Work for myself so.. where and when I need to 8)

…I’m sure many do more………………………….

im a nosey bint wit u do then..?? lol

lol PATS Marios package lol

so who’s nickin the biscuits that slyvia..?? as she hid alot of other stuff..?? id like to whinge aboot her again…!! what effin planet is she on…?? 2days and already talkin of loving someone.. LMFAO… poor stew eh.. she’s a rite one there…!!

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

not until end of Sept Dawny, offer has just been accepted last week and we still both need to sell our places. So fingers x’d things dont go belly up.

ill keep everything crossed fir ya also lol ment to say its nxt yr ur weddin eh..?? and this yr ur goin to Australia..??

yup getting…

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@chrispaul wrote:

Damn…

Back on the chain gang :(

if ur workin why u ere..?? lol take it u work nites then…

@fastcars wrote:

Being a ponce is natural?

didnae think u were homaphobic..??

as for being natural, well my m8 was always femine as, and funnyly openly gay since yone height, also my daughters best friend is as camp as and always dressin up in my lass clothes, I don’t think we should discourage him, as is he really doin anything wrong.. i think…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

i just put channel 4 on lol.watchin a prog about triplets on 3 now.

lol i thought it was on at 9 also..!! im watchin that triplets thingy also PATS..!

@Pete wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol i canny find my tv remote lol so aint watchin nowt…

you aint missin nowt either :wink:

ill agree with ya there petes tv pure shyte these days lol x