AbitofMary_J

lol cheers huni xxx im back up as my last sleepin excersie didnae work lol here ill gee ya a laff i go to sleep therpy lol the last twice ive slept in for them lol

@sharongooner wrote:

8) :lol: :wink:

ffs had to walk oot the effin room to read that one :wink: lol

lmfao been there wore the watch lol

@sharongooner wrote:

:wink: 8)

thx FC UK i didnae get that id had my tweed knickers in a tormoil lol

@sharongooner wrote:

Cos she is Marilyn lol!!!!!!

ill get back to U in a mom im checkin everyones elses …!!!

aweeee that is Cath sugary n sweet x

lol Fasty is shyte compared to mine eh lol she lubs me more lol

how come Rubster gets a shiney star..!!!! where do i complain,,!!!

lmfao u doing a UGO takin over the forum lol cheers huni thxs for the thought here folks will think i smoke or something eh lol

@nick51 wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ello minx, love em, think i,ll try one on my machine,cya in the forums sometime oxoxoxoxoxo

elo Nick51 xxx long time since ive been called Minx lol hope ur well huni x

9 MONTHS

Two friends John and Iain, have decided to have a cheap holiday, so pack up their bikes n set off for a weekend camping. As night draws closer the weather starts to turn nasty and they decide to stop at the next house and ask for shelter.

A few miles down the road they see a sprawling country house, make their way down the drive and…[Read more]

RIDDLE

What gets longer when pulled……………

Fits between your boobs…………..

Inserts neatly in a hole, and

Works best when jerked………………… ???

A SEAT BELT you pervert!!!

@PATS wrote:

ye cant beat the old black n white musicals………heres my hero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xVx_9CbOp8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx8Eq0GbZ2o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqt1kGRsbt0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWN4CQYXDQ

i love when bbc2 and ch4 put on the ole films but ive actually started buyin the dvd;s my fav…[Read more]

@Bat wrote:

Elton John. Apparantly the second song was Princess Diana,s favourite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_M9fz8j9Gw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8

wipes a tear…. funny how someone u don’t know can make u shed a tear or 2…
Diana at happyier times
one of my favs Bowie songs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBsMAbSZyrU

@sweetass wrote:

Sorry to be a party pooper … but why do some posters feel the need to either give us pictures of themselves topless or with their tits hanging out :?: aren’t the majority of them okay to look at as it is without corrupting our innocents eyes and minds with barely concealed mammary or chest shots …..nearly brought up me vodka…

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u think’d i could sell ole ‘ Forsty Breaches’ infact she’s goin free atpresent lol she could become an ornament in ur hoose in the corner, chain-smokin thru 40 aday fags, coughin n sputterin her lungs up…….. and even sports the Immac on chin n tash every other few days….!!! any takers no distance to far as i’ll throw in free delivery also….. !!!!

@PATS wrote:

dunno bout u lot but i think boys are worse!!!my 9yr old laughed hysterically when i mentioned shoes…………….its black trainers or he aint goin back…end of. :lol: he needs complete new uniform…..polo shirts have to be white (only the poufs wear red) :roll: black trousers NOT GREY.SEE ABOVE…………and a certain sweatshirt…

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@ugo wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Rob who ? who is it ? Robson Green ? :? :? :? its been a long day

Robbie Williams..!!!!

I knew that ffs lmaooooo

who U lmafooooo @ eh lol i was like surely the tw@nk knows the Robster lol he certainly aint a young chappy lol

here Ugo did ya like Sid and Nancy…??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv-p68mgT34&mode=related&search=

@Cymorill wrote:

One of my all time fave tunes, from one of my all time fave films..

Love Song for A Vampire

cym annie lennox and dave stewart fair made crackin songs eh …… btw this aint the film thread lol theres that many u 4get where ur stickin things eh lol class song cheers…..