AbitofMary_J

Icon…. whats an icon… i certainly don’t look up to anyone in celebrity status etc… they don’t pay my effin bills…. my icons are my grandfather, my mother and my big brother…

Kate who… pete who… she looks under fed and well older than her 30 years, Pete waste of space anyone else whom have his string of convictions would be banged up…[Read more]

@Beeker wrote:

Just passing through and I thought id stick my nose in

Twas my birthday yesterday so im suitably hungover…just had a full breakfast so im waiting to see if it will kill or cure…hope you are all fit and healthy…

take care
russ 8)

belated birthday greetings Beeks long time…. my birthday this Sat… im FIRST na na na na…[Read more]

lol what would you know DOA…. lol come on enliten us Woman you seem to hold all the answers…..
your a wealth of knowledge,

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

lol oi u takin the p’ss oot of MA SORE KNEEEE lol

oh Mary Mary.quite contrary. Would I be as cruel as to tease you over your sore joints :)

hows does my weed grow…. lol
not long till im fit as a fiddle and back to the Karma Sutra jumpin fae the wardrobes lol

slapper :P :lol:

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@rubyred wrote:

oooooh GET HER and her steakey Pretty Maids all in a Row….

hows the herb garden doing anyway ?

its bloomin well… nearly like the day of the Triffords lol or fae the Scary Movie Feed Me.. lol

and GET YOU…. larger than life… u sure ur on the wagon… ?? lol

@rubyred wrote:

well it went ower the heid o the bunty editor..! Im Still waiting on my prize coming through the door 35 years on :)

lol The Bunty that was a read… like Jackie eh lol

@rubyred wrote:

hahahahaha !! ooh ffs i wasnt expecting THAT..gee whizz ! That was sooo funny..
Thats as bad as the joke i once sent in to the Bunty,,

what did the big orange say to the wee orange when it fell ?

A) Jaffa..

as in ja faw ” did you fall” ..I forgot everyone didnt speak scots :)

lol Ja Faw…. that joke will go rite o’er there heids lol

@rubyred wrote:

lol oi u takin the p’ss oot of MA SORE KNEEEE lol

oh Mary Mary.quite contrary. Would I be as cruel as to tease you over your sore joints :)

hows does my weed grow…. lol
not long till im fit as a fiddle and back to the Karma Sutra jumpin fae the wardrobes lol

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Ugo has return 28 days after this last visit.

Has the other site grown tired of him or was he just been let out of jail?

lol im laffin that your keepin check how the actual days lol….

i didnae know Ugo left… he’s like Farmer Giles u hate them when their there… and miss them when they go….

@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@PATS wrote:

lmao at this thread. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you should be as its you all over innit :o :o :o

French Connection UK off back under the stone u bin hiding under…………………….idiot. :roll:

lmfao… here PATS ur siggy…. u could have the clyde tunnel between your…[Read more]

there’s thought bumpin n grindin to the French National Atheme….

@rubyred wrote:

Im coming home,i done my time,,
and i got to know what is,and isnt mine.
I hear the squealers a squealing,
and the mods just all MISS me…
So i stumbled back in here one night.
JUST chatting to set them free..

( altogether now)

Tie a woohoo Ribbon,round the old Oak tree…its been a couple o months.
and they all STILL want me…

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@Slayer wrote:

@waspish wrote:

deffo agree with that sweetas…
went shopping to hudds tesco on sat night [sad i know] we were the only english people in the shop every other shopper that we heard speaking was foreign.
we saw one young boy around 9 yrs old shoplifting for england and when my hubby reported him to the security guard he told us the…

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lets just hope there’s a glimmer of hope for this wee Lass….

@lil fek wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Well a few years ago I was chasing a woman and got a job working has a journalist

LMAOOO, ROFL, PML and lol I dont know which part is making me laugh more and stop saying has!

lol im with ya Lil… lol here i thought he was a plumber….

ohhhh you lot with the leg pulling eh What will ‘our’ new posters think of us….

was Rubes return short lived then…???

welcome or should we say Bonjour… since you don’t wish a medal…. what aboot a Blue Peter Badge…????