AbitofMary_J

@Squeezy wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol@volks…. tsk..!!! i knew u would bring c ocks into it lol

*smiles sweetly*
O:)
I’m a unique breed… What can I say? It’s a hard life trying to juggle these men and it’s even harder (literally) trying to get to the bar in a rammed pub, you just keep getting poked :lol:

Where is this…

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@Volksie wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol@volks…. tsk..!!! i knew u would bring c ocks into it lol

*smiles sweetly*
O:)
I’m a unique breed… What can I say? It’s a hard life trying to juggle these men and it’s even harder (literally) trying to get to the bar in a rammed pub, you just keep getting poked :lol:

Where is this pub………??? :twisted: :-

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol@volks…. tsk..!!! i knew u would bring c ocks into it lol

*smiles sweetly*
O:)
I’m a unique breed… What can I say? It’s a hard life trying to juggle these men and it’s even harder (literally) trying to get to the bar in a rammed pub, you just keep getting poked :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Volkies’…. young lady,,,!!! u need ur mooth washed oot with carbolic soap and steel wire brush u should sign up for my courses lol…

1. Classes in …. How to get out the car without revealing your breakfast…..!

2. how to fart without getting caught by your parnter…

3. How to learn to talk with your mouth full ( this…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Volkies’…. young lady,,,!!! u need ur mooth washed oot with carbolic soap and steel wire brush u should sign up for my courses lol…

1. Classes in …. How to get out the car without revealing your breakfast…..!

2. how to fart without getting caught by your parnter…

3. How to learn to talk with your mouth full ( this…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

hang about…. look out its superlucky…!!!! lol lmfao

lol shurrup ya witch

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Stand back Superman,Iceman,Spiderman,
Batman and Robin too,
Don’t wanna cause a rukus for B.A.Baracus,
Cos I’ve got a match for you,

She makes them look like a bunch of fairies,
She’s got more bottle than United Dairies,

Hang about, look out for Super Gran

sang by billy connolly !

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Dawny bugger aff and get cleanin…!!!

oor kids went back to school yest’day… I had to walk doon with Kait and bring the pram with Nathan.. so she could show aff her wee bro…. mind u i was firk’d walkin back up the road with a gammy knee and pram lol….

good luck with ur college dawny x

hope u and plutey and kids are…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

or i’ll do it homemade way 2 bricks aboot the gonads lol

Hmmm….to heck wi the vasectomy…might do that to him just for the hell of it next time he’s being annoying, hehe :twisted: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lmfao @ Senga….

bring back GA all is forgiven…. lol nae she aint got the time… or the patience to wet nose ar5ewipes….

so whats the story on this babe… aka… another yankeroffski…??

yup another amafandagospacecadette :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

PB… charmin runts ur allowin in here bring back GA…!!! lol

we should start a campaign lmao :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

thxs Dawny for this thread btw xxxx
Belated happy Birthday btw xxxxx and txt me my mobile ****’d im usin my mum’s and all my numbers r wiped..!!!!

anyways…

I had Nathan on the 8th was kicked oot of hospital on the 10th…!!! because those numptys failed to keep laytex away from me…!!! even wearing an SOS TAILISMAN…..…

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