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    @pats wrote:

    first song was a bit slow….but really liked the other 2. cheers mary! :D

    its good smoking music chilling away with her earthy haunting voice…. yeah I liked the other 2 songs also…

    #268667

    @pats wrote:

    looked like a bleddy episode of the sweeny mary lmao. they was runnin around like headless chickens. i’ll ask him an let ye no. :wink:

    I just want to know who’s the lucky bassa getting to terminate the plants lifes…. Id love that job as you would obvisously have to test the product to term which brand it is as there is so many speicmans on the go now even the cross bred hybreds….

    ere PATS download the sweeny atheme for nxt time…. lol

    #268544

    @bart wrote:

    Course he should go. The whole history of our royal family is about their blue blood being at the front of our armies. What’s the point of giving him military experience if it’s just a token gesture? If our services in Iraq aren’t good enough to protect him and his what the hell are they doing in that dangerous place, shouldn’t they be back protecting the palace?

    ( couldnt of put that better myself MJ )

    Trouble is you can’t believe any of the statements because of PR and Spin. The whole fracas could be manufactured. If you wanted him to look the part but not endanger him then just have him threaten to resign and then make it look like he was ordered not to go. Let’s be honest, he’d be loony to want to go out there if he was penniless, let alone as a superstar playboy…

    #268185

    @matty wrote:

    just 2 pints for me

    lmfao ur sharp the day Matty lol

    #268665

    @pats wrote:

    get an allotment mary…..my hubby supplied the whole area wif stuff fa nowt!.

    :oops: till there was a police raid an they found the cannabis plants…………………………………….

    lmfao…… lol… ere thats nae joke up ere at present atleast 15 cannabis plantantions in the finest areas of Glesga just been raided…. the size of a £20 quid bag in england to scotland lol we get less as usual lol

    im actually serious of thinking of tryin to grow a few vegs…. plus a wee herb garden…

    ask Mr PATS…. easy to grow Aka 47 , or Jack Harrier, white widow…??? lol they could grow between my Basil, Parsley, Corriander lol

    #268642

    @matty wrote:

    a bit like swedish folk music.. nice one.. as much as i love folk music, they will never be big just because that sort of music is not popular in the uk because english people have such poor taste in music and prefer to go with the flow of whats cool to like, but i like it.. so thats all that matters to me, tar for the link

    I was thinking of you matty when I did this post, know u like to hear different bands etc..

    #268662

    @fastcars wrote:

    A wise decision DOA. There are far two many fat 40 year old men posing as 18 year old girls. Creepy innit.

    DOA complaining about himself their ….. tsk..!!! hense why most peeps turn their pm’s off.

    #262714

    how about running the full lenght of the ‘ Great Wall of China ‘ the ladies whom where doing their training for ‘this morning for the London Marathon’ did half of it as part of their training…… just walking it would be a challenge…… u could borrow PB’s vimmer frame… lol

    #268542

    the main problem if Harry does go is the effin media…. lets name where he will be going to…. which regi he’s attached to…. etc… the main problem with life these days are the MEDIA….

    #268202

    A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE
    INTERRUPTS,

    ?HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT’S BEEN FLICKERING

    FOR WEEKS NOW?

    HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY;

    ?FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO
    PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO!?

    THE WIFE ASKS,

    ?WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON’T CLOSE RIGHT.?

    TO WHICH HE REPLIED,

    ?FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY
    FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO.?

    FINE, SHE SAYS,

    ?THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?? THEY’RE
    ABOUT TO BREAK.?

    ?I’M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON’T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS?, HE SAYS.
    ?DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T
    THINK SO. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I’M GOING TO THE BAR!!! ?

    SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO
    FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND
    HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY
    FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE
    GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

    ?HONEY?, HE ASKS, ?HOW’D ALL THIS GET FIXED??

    SHE SAID,

    ?WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG
    MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE
    REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A
    CAKE.?

    HE SAID,

    ?SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM??
    SHE REPLIED,

    …….DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON’T THINK SO!?

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