[AbitofMary_J]

@esmeralda wrote:

@abitofmary_j wrote:

well we had a birthday party fir me lass, at the hoose, make-up bars, nail bars, tattoo bars and karaoke last kid left at 9pm..!! but the adult kiddies stayed till 3am..!!! then sunday as her 10th birthday every1 came back fir a hangover cure..!! the adults no the kiddies btw.. so oor weekend wiZ full on… 2days my mams birthday so ive got my pal fae australia stayin we’re headin doon the ayrshire coast fir the day…. dip oor toes into the North Sea and freeZe oor artificial leg aff and prob get contaminated also lol…

Mary..ye must have incredibly long legs if ye can dip yer toes in the North sea frae the Ayrshire coast..lol..it’s on the East Coast no’ the West. :lol:

lol it the alantic sea then..?? im shtye at geography lol well we didnae go there 2day went tae loch lomond wit a belter o a day, although i cudnae walk to far let them stroll and i sat readin me book… goin doon to ayrshire the morra, and dip oor toes into the manky sea lol..

[AbitofMary_J]

clatty gits never cleanin ur ovens the smell omg rank as… as said afore if u wash ur oven oot after every use u won’t have build up o shyte on it lol… but to save urself £3.75 fir that cr ap cath suggested, for cleanin the grill slots and ur kithcen hob parts dishwashing tablets in the bath with all ur bits n boabs… leave fir few hrs while u clean the rest o hoose, then quick rub d rub and all ur bits n boabs clean as new..!! mind me no to eat at ur hooses lmfao…

[AbitofMary_J]

well we had a birthday party fir me lass, at the hoose, make-up bars, nail bars, tattoo bars and karaoke last kid left at 9pm..!! but the adult kiddies stayed till 3am..!!! then sunday as her 10th birthday every1 came back fir a hangover cure..!! the adults no the kiddies btw.. so oor weekend wiZ full on… 2days my mams birthday so ive got my pal fae australia stayin we’re headin doon the ayrshire coast fir the day…. dip oor toes into the North Sea and freeZe oor bollocks aff and prob get contaminated also lol…

[AbitofMary_J]

but as for organ donation im reg for my organs to be donated… everything they can use apart fae me gammy knee lol

[AbitofMary_J]

now with the new book im reading called The Broken Window by Jeffery Deaver… I would be very wary of giving out personal data on the internet..!! as The WATCHERTOWER will be collecting it..!! lol

[AbitofMary_J]

Lets face it, wither dwayne was allowed into Team GB, he doesnae stand a chance, as all other countries do use the enhancing performance drugs. But this dwayne blokey as said before doesnae seem sorry for what he did, i watched him on this morning and he came across as an argogant yanker… he shamed hiself, so Team GB r right to uphold his lifetime ban from representing team GB… as for the olymics doesnae float me boat, wastefull of tax-payers monies. and to be brutality honest why is team GB goin over to china baygine canny spelt it lol did u see how they evicted folks fae their hooses too make way fir flowerbeds.. etc… disgracefull, one guy was kicked to an inch of his death… i say boycott until they can be decent human beings…!! and we’re stagin the nxt olymics how much is that costing GB..?? and with our sorry state of affairs atpresent is this wise..?? r we goin to evict folks fae their hooses…?? and look at how much money was wasted on the 2012 logo…!! and it was shyte as eh as we all agree’d… sorry but aboot time we should have a goverment whom doesnae poor monies into stupid things, sort our country out firstly and enrich the lives of our people instead of pooring monies doon the drain…

[AbitofMary_J]

@*Sian wrote:

I had a fair few, dukes were a swinging and I don’t have any bruises 8)

Mary I don’t know what it is, I wasn’t sure it was crockerney

rite me ar5e is numb and ma knee is throbbin so im offski nitey niet ladies xxxx

[AbitofMary_J]

@*Sian wrote:

I can’t be arsed! Too drunk ow all the drinks from last night have been dug up :oops: :D

Relives Tantra Bar*

its startin on ch4 plus 1 lol im ready fir it again lol the most haunted way yvette and the weeggie board lmfao there was a groaning and they all said what was that then alan said thats my tummy lmfao lol

[AbitofMary_J]

@*Sian wrote:

:lol: Mary I promise you, if I remembered more I’d tell you, did you miss the dukes swinging? :lol:

dukes swing that co ckney ryhmin slang lol

[AbitofMary_J]

LMFAO THE MIMING LMFAO thinks it repeated on e4 lol

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