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not just ar5enal… man u and celtic got beaten away as well, i thought celtic would of well won…!!! glad i didnt take a mad turn and do a wee coupon the nite.. i wiud of taken ar5enal n man u n celtic… way miller, saha , Thierry Henry as first goal scorers… lucky fir me… unlucky for u supporters eh… rite enough of the verbal diahorria my bed is callin me alsorts of names ere’ as my wee barra will no doubt rudely awaken me at 6am on the dot… the ikkle charmer he is… lol i say muttered lol nite folks…
nite shaz tc x
shaz erffin brillaint… honest we did do the culture etc… the architexture is amazin… the buildings leanin etc… lol at first my m8 thought she was ston’d as lol i said duhhhhh they are leanin… then double checked lol… we even near tempted to have a look thru the sex museum lol but when we saw whom was goin in we soon change oor minds… lol oor hotel excellent cheap and very clean… if ur goin and serious pm and il give hotel etc… the 2 of us got there for mon to thurs b n b and flights £165 all in… with taxes.. ya’ prob get it cheap as goin fae England… oor hotel was smack bang in red lite… area lol the window views where of amazin sites lol a guys dream lol mind ya it was a laff lookin lol and also quiet a gay area… lol Gay club in the street male only called the c o c k ring lol few gay sex shops lol… wot a laff is all i can say… id move in a minute… lol but don’t think a place for the family lol so ill retire there… lol god wot am i like… verbal effin diahorria.. lol
@sharongooner wrote:
My gran used to send me The Broon’s and Oor Wullie EVERY year!!!!!
If im lucky, I can pick them up in Smiths….. never have I had a better read lol!!!!
Yes, you have a great memory hun, born in Scotland I was, a wee while ago now lol!!!
Hows things up the road? :D 8)
Oor Wullie … Your Wullie … Everybodys’ Wullie… guid im glad as my memory usual pants… proably the MJ lol well these days Shaz u don’t mind shaz dae ya…?? u can get the 2…!!! instead of the 1 one year and the other the next… i always throw a hissy fit if i dinny get them… lol i usually end up buyin them myself and wrappin them lol and waitin to see if i get them, them go oh look extra 2 pressies for me… lol wonder wot it is… them open them and everyone laffs sayin lol opps we forgot… and the best effin laff is… they moan im hard to buy for….!!!!! lol… here ive got loads of my old ones’ guy at the car boot collects them… so im tempted to sell a few…
im well, its started gettin that time to get the ole thermol undies oot…!!! freeze the baws aff a brass effin dug i say… baltic… lol mind ya its fairly sunny but effin cold lol
hows things south of the border … corrreeeee with that line thinkin of a naked Robbie Williams… lol laffed 2nite sad git that i am watched the tv awards it showed Ant n Dec way Robbie at last crimbo show lol funny as lol
lmfao…. now this was worth the read.. lol i even tainted way a fine p’ss’d as a fart way a guid scottish glesga accent laced with Billy Connollys ala’ MJ best rip aff finest delivery laced again way a p’ss’d as a fart The Rev I M Jolly fae Rikki Fultons finest AWAAAYYYYYY… since yir yakkin aboot oor finest airye National Drink Whisky aye nae o that Brandy Shyte fir us aye… now keep with the Christmas theme way Rikki Fulton noo lang noo til Hogmany ehhh….. need to be gettin the clutty dumpling and black bun on the stove… and write me letter to Santa to remind all not to forget me Broons and Oor Wullie book… aye its great to back…. and crimbo soon upon us… and as usual in MJ’s hoosehold… if it disna rain its effin well pours…. crimbo mite be ala meany this year as well as usual us plebe’s way nae money put into crimbo clubs… savin all year roon to get jack shyte… well its certainly doin well for me figure ill tell ya.. lol JMMOG ive just look up at the screen and the usual… ive readin an effin bedtime story…. its’ guid to be back… missed much…????
aye up shaz’a aint u a fellow scot if im rite…?? or am i slightly confuddled…??
Matty, whats the odds for England to failing to qualify for Euro08 and Scotland to Qualify..?? worth a bet…??
the penny has finally dropped eh…. nae jokin aside… imagine this …. England failing to qualify for Euro 08 and low n behold Scotland manage to qualify ( ok i can dream a ikkle eh ) now that would be a turn up ( nae swede jokes lol ) for the books… wonder what odds ya get at the bookies for that…??? must ask tictac Matt..
for Cats….. round ur hoose sprinkle loads of white pepper Cats hate the stuff…!!! also i tend to leave a bowl or 2 of anti-freeze Cats also love this lol…… Foxes jusr leave a nice plate of food laced with poison should do the trick with foxes… even the odd stray cat or dog…. bobs ur uncle….
forgive me if im wrong…. But I aint religious,
but shouldnt religion be one of a personal matter…?? If so, then why the need to wear your crosses n * swingin jimmies * ie cruifixies…! out with your clothing…? why the need to advertise your faith…??
I don’t think veils should be woren either, as basic commication you read someones face when speaking to or being spoken to . .. plus from what Ive read the veil is not part n parcel of their faith… plus good manners does spring to mind…
oh yes u’r gettin the ole smokin ban in public places… like Scotland and Ireland n USA.. and proably more places soon.
Yes im a smoker, one of these smelly people , but i like to think im a considerate smoker, as yes while I agree public places especially Restaurants it should stay, but as ive said before its the back street pubs.. ie especially up here in Scotland, where the pensioner whom is proably living alone, comes out for a hauf n pony and bit of company, now stayin at hame way the carry-oot…
its here to stay the smoking ban, but what I have noticed and for a smoker im SHOCKED at, the amount of WOMAN smoking while pushin their bairns in the prams… now as ive said before, im a smoker, and I can honestly say with my 2 kids, ive never smoked while their near or around me and especially not whilest pushin a pram, buggy etc… HOW DISGUSTING IT LOOKS…!!! and LADIES….. CARRYING UR BAIRNS IN ARMS WHILEST A FAG HANGIN OOT YOUR MOUTHS…. !!!!
I can honestly say, with the ban, ive learned to less depend on a cig, and im now edgin myself to try and quit afore oct passes….. after the AMsterdam trip…..
Becks, if your ban comes through, if you have workmen coming to carry-out jobs in your house, up here you have to not smoke in your hoose atleast 2 hours before they arrive to carry-oot the work, and obvisously not smoke while they are there…. and now they are bringin in fines for flickin your ash in the street…. and not smoking in front of any pubs atleast 100 metres from the door….
just think when all us smokers finally see sense to quit, and we become a non-smoking Nation, look forward to the rises in TAXES… as where will the Goverment then make their money on the Duty of Cigs…??? plus half the councils will need to re-invest their stakes they have in cig companys…!!! as won’t be of much value soon..!!
ohhhh deary i havent been aboot much, but i still have the ole verbal diahorria eh lol
lots of woMAN’s problems start with men…..
ie…. you have menopause, menstrual tension, hysterectomy or HISterectomy eh..!!!!
gynecology or as it should be GUYnecology….!!!feel free ladies to put some ive missed out eh…. i sure we could come up with many eh lol
