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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
Off the top of my head Mary. I think the rules are probably there to prevent crooks putting their ill gotten gains beyond the reach of the law.
u can only put no more than £1,200 yearly into…. inwhich i wudnae my rellies only stick fivers into their cards lol
and nope we aint go crooks that i know of….
i have had sum lite shed on this, seemly i may be able to move the trust fund to another bank…. cheers my informee xx u know who u r x
here there it is now….. lovely pic Oom… hope ur both be happy hun x
@oompa wrote:
me n steve my new fella.. ( we met in just chat)… us at cottesloe beach perth western australia! aint love grand :)
oompa x piccy not there…. here i was all excited aboot seein a pic of cottesloe beach again…. lovely beach here thats where they film from GMTV…..
we used to go up to Trigg beach with the kids for them to surf n bodyboard… and me panic at the thought of what lies beneathe…!!! last time i shouted at them to come out as a Manteray went pass whilest i was dippin a toe in….!!
@Beatty Blue wrote:
I just happened to find them in a shop …on sales :lol: :roll: and I love them!!!
nice to see that Marja got her avatar working 8)
cheers BB X i did sort it x
all the very best Tad, enjoy the gas n air deep breathes….. inhale DEEPLY…. and enjoyyyy and don’t let hubby have nowt either, and mind tell to keep a civil tongue in his trousers….!! then another few deep breathes… if the midwife tries to remove the gas n air mask from ur fingers kick her down hard…. !! lol ohhh here see ive had a few eh lol
guid luck and all the best x and congrats when it happens x
@cath 55 wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
the kiddies PETRIFIED now,,into state od mummy clinging fear, bOO ans HISS the even Baron canny-get -a hardon,tells them to ” SHUT the rhetoric up” yo0ung Thomas hides halfway up his beanstalk,only seen my the kiddies in the audience as he quivers in his lederhosen shorts.
a cacpohany of music starts up..violins to show fear from young thomas up the stalk..to ominous viola de gambas to the barons wicked looks..
“esmerelda moos ” fornlornly this time as she is a smart wee cow and realises tommy is about to sell her for some magic beans,so he can listen to hard trance and forget he was a skinead,only last wee,,oi oi…
Freddie looks mught alarmed as he KNOWS the Toycatchers penchant for frogs legs..
cider boy,,now appearing as jack the lad finishes the rest of the scrumpy,,belches into the crowd and appears as a rosy nosed bufoon..
oh NOOO cider boy..”look behind you !” as the Baron approaches menancingly..the kids are whipped into a frenzy here..a sudden lighting change to blackout,,the stage freezes,,the kiddies scream….
suddenly we hear,,from USR (up stage right) the dulcet tones of the ugly sisters blaring out ” its raining men” ….off runs the baron and the toycatcher..as they secretly fear women..especially half drunk ranting singing ones..
freddie and esmerelda join in the general chaos..cider boy by this time is in a comedic coma.burpin n farting alternately..
thomas comes down from the tree,as he scratched his wee leggy and needs a plaster,,a visiting doctor goose patches him up,,the sisters flirt outrageously with the handsomne doc goose,,freddie laughs manically..thomas shiuts a lot but is an empty vessel,,cider boy begins to stir,,with a revelation…..INTERVAL…….
the 2 minute bell signals the start of the second act……… children scramble back in to there seats,,,,,,,,, the orchestra led by mr amp sits to attention as amp taps his baton ……. amp stands poised……………… the theatre falls into silence…….
cider boy centre stage…………looks to the right …….then to the left….. he comes right to the edge of the stage………. ‘children can u keep a secret he whispers’ the chidren look at him and nod …………….. ‘noooooooooo children CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET A REAL SECRET’ the children all shout YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET…….. esmerelda moos quietly oh no they cant…….. cider boy looks around …………who or wot was that??????? the children scream back at him OH YES WE CAN…..he looks at them , scratches in a very indiscree place the children scream laffin as a voice booms out…..I HOPE YE WASHED YE HANDS CIDER BOY……….he looks around…..he knew exactly who it was…………twas mary ………mary ……. his new stepmother…( oi fe ck aff me as the wicked step mom… cheers what aboot usin ole trout face PATS eh ,,, no pick on poor Mary y don’t you.. oh a memory awashing me mind the tv program why don’t you how did the song go..?? ohhh sorry to break thru act 2 but bein the wicked step mom i soppose i can do the foxes hat what I like eh… its my part, )..…she an she alone had driven him to the cider………… he ignores all else an repeats to the children ‘CAN YOU KEEIP A SECRET?????????? the children scream back at him YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no u CANT he hisses back…….the children are now on there feet screaming as loud as they can…………OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSS WE CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ‘ cider boy hisses at them to shush as his dad james in belfast but not in belfast would hear them and he didnt want that……… ‘he sits on the edge of the stage……….’ok ………. but u cant say anyting (yes he woz irish ffs ) i am working for gooey…….im the spy, the informant……… i have to have gooey on my side else he will let me wicked stepmother get me …….. and you know who else scares me children?????? the children wide eyed n speechless at the revalations cider boy is working fer the enemy……… that very strange cow esmerelda………………….
curtain falls…………. co writer takes the next scene……………
@fastcars wrote:
Well….. as was predicted…. it fooking pissed it down lol. In fact the rain started about 5 mins after the parade started and fook me did it rain!!!!!
Being the well ard bas/tards we are over here the parade went ahead regardless.. :D although the English in me did force me to watch it from under a huge umbrella lol.. 8-[ .
We trashed the idea of going to the after party as we wud ave ended up looking like creatures from the blue lagoon so we retired to a cafe come club type of place that was playing some kicking house tunes. By this time the illegal substances ( norty norty im green with envy lol ) had taken control of the situation and it was hard to believe that we was all strutting our stuff at 4 pm in the afternoon when normally we would be just finishing our weekend errands and going home for some tea. :shock: ( the funky chicken n moon dance lol)We ended up going to a couple of other bars but by this time I didnt know my ar/se from my elbow. I do remember flying past the planets of Pluto and Mars somwhere during the evening and I also remember admiring how beautiful Saturns rings looked from up close but apart from that the rest of the evening is a blur.
I dragged myself home at about 1 o’clock this morning which was much earlier than I expected but by this time my body had given up the will to move and my mouth had forgotten how to talk so I wasn’t being the best of company.
In fact I was starting to look like one of the inmates from the film “One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest” so I sloped off home to save myself any more embarresment…. :oops: [/color]ya have to Roll with it eh lol ohhh the demon J’s the seein the whole of the moon when ston’d a usual occurances lol ive saw stars n pink elephants last nite lol mind u i did have a tipple which is soo unlike me… but i was in a rush to get home before midnight before Cinderella syndrome hit lol losts me shoes…. and didnt know me ar5e fae me elbow lol sounds as if u had a full on day…. here any of these events happenin at my dates…?? as im ROLL with the flow lol
@fastcars wrote:
A few pics for ye Mary_J…… :D :D :D
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lol ya dirtty git…. only the floats with the half naked woman of intrest to U… lol typical male eh..
@fastcars wrote:
Gaaaaaaaaaaawd!!!!! Wot day is it….. :?
is this the run doon of the day then. come on step by step guide, photo’s the lot or ur no HIRED lol…. christ u aint tryin to get this job r ya…
i would like a full account of the day, and don’t spare any details…. and how did the pink tin flute look…?? stunning and eye catchin…?? and did u do the side foot shuffle…??
@Lexia Dis wrote:
@Beatty Blue wrote:
say hello to my new boots 8) they’re blue 8)
Noice legs. Wood yuo wrap them rownd my neck dooring intercause plees?
lmfao… who’s behind Dis then ?
