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lol did NOT… ur Pi’ss’d gets ur eyes seen to lol
i canny think…. all music goin thru me heid at present… just found out there’s goin to b a load of people comin to karaoke 2nite… sum1’s 40th… inwhich ill be glad as i don’t need to murder….
*Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And, if he was here, he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ar5e.*
‘Deliverance’ starring Burt Reynolds, was early 70’s and i got it MYSELF HONEST LOL
Rubes…. canny mind which thread we were yakkin about that pub… the punk pub… called * The Silver Thread * I know it now… at 1st is wasnt a punk pub… then went onto to bein the Argowan and the wee lounge was turned into a Niteclub… actually was Paisleys 1st Singles club./…. and yes lol i mind bein there…. its nowan ole folks housin unit..
lmfao @ Ugo…. Cuba more my appeal lol
what type of film… atleast my clues were plausable lol
excuse ME….!!! my ar5e i’ll have u know… has a NO ENTRY sign there… of anything..!!!
im Virginal Mary…. tsk.!
LMFAO…. Frigid Frock lol
its twin set n pearls if u plzzz..!! lol
lmfao at baby one lol
LOOKS better that way lol neighhhhhboootherr lol
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
This bloke is sitting reading his Daily Record newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. Whit wis that fur?” he cries.
“That wis fur the piece of paper in yir trooser pockets with the name Mary-J written oan it,” said she.
Don’t be daft,” he explains, “two weeks ago when I went to the races Mary-J wis the name of one o’ the horses I bet on.”
She seems satisfied and apologises, and goes off to do work around the house.
Three days later he’s again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him again with the frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes around,he says, “whit the hell wis that fur?”
“Your horse phoned!” she said.
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yes loose knickers i am… and still readin the boards….
rite Sian….. ur gettin the blame for yo-yo’s mishaps… not that im a grass or that lol….
ive got my Prude shoes on btw..!!
smile wouldnt be the word…. she bleatly made me smile with SHOCK.. lol
