[AbitofMary_J]

If I ask you difficult questions
If I make improper suggestions
Would you find that a risk to your health
Would you put me up on the bookshelf
With the books and the plants?

Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious

If I were kind and adoring
How would that be? very boring
Mister Pressman with your penknife
Always asking about my sex life
And who with and how many times?

Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious

All the advice seems so unkind
“If you don’t stop, you will go blind!”
They tell you it’s none of their business
And console you with a big kiss
On the lips and on the back of your neck
(Oh heck!)

Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious
Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious

(Till fade)

lol

[AbitofMary_J]

lol well im further doon the line that u Rube’s… lol she’ll only 8 this yr.. im already brainwashin my son… that don’t go with woman they’ll ruin ur life and my relationship with ya lol

[AbitofMary_J]

when was mentioned the bein nicey nicey etc… @ PB N Jigs… i wrote the thread.. as normally there’s more f o o kin views than posts… i was pointin oot how fo okin rude it was… u widnae walk into sum sods hoose and not say f o ok all… eh… plus im tryin HARD… to jump up to that 1000…. lol didnae mention u had to b fo okin nice…

[AbitofMary_J]

cheers… cuds… u have til July to sort the garden lol… Rube’s can pop up n give ya a hand… get her aff the ole soZZle lol

[AbitofMary_J]

rite im offski for now… a hoose to clean ere…. nae rest for the wicked eh lol plus me porriage is ready lol

[AbitofMary_J]

very quiet these days….

[AbitofMary_J]

lol…. ohhh u Scarlet Hussy…!!! lol

here Owin Cashhh lol nice one.. ive got a few m8 like that lol is ur name copyrighted lol may i use it lol

[AbitofMary_J]

iggys rueb’s lol

[AbitofMary_J]

Rub’s u need to stay well oot of what he does or doesnt do… bite ur tongue… as cud cause them more probs… men don’t think hense the prob…

here my wee 1 was doin her Valentines card.. for this boy called Christopher…. in the other class.. she was like Mummy… do I write Love with my name or without it… I said don’t put ur name on it.. as he’ll either turn it out as a joke.. n laff… she was gutted… my mam said, don’t do that to her… i said well she’s got to learn fae a young age men will always shyte on her… so except the worst and when the good happens she will be even more thrilled… lol turns oot this wee laddie was made up and thx’d her very much….

so my mam was like c ur wrong lol… but now she’s writin him love NOTES… at 7 near 8…!!! i was like.. now love don’t ruin a good thing lol

[AbitofMary_J]

ohhhh PLZZZZ TOO MUCH INFO RUB’S lol…..

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