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lol i’ll pass on the havin another 1 lol…. my 1st words after comin round from havin my last…* did they slice n dice me tubes… * lol
hows u Senga….?? but awhile…?? hope ur well m8 and did ya celebrate in style…?? i did raise my glass to u hun xx
disgustin mucky…!!! lol
well im tryin to take the pain fae me knee n back… JMMOG.. i feel more like 64 than 34…
not much planned for 2day…. until 5ish… get me karaoke gear loaded..( i need a roadie!!!!)… then shyte shower n out to work…. lol
yeah so will i jigsy…. my mother trainin my 6mths old to sit on the potty lmfao…. its soo funny… he gets the idea but his fireman sam fires up at all angles lmfao… so i also had me porriage by the water lol
Pluto and Dawny get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Pluto and Dawny are up yet.
She replies, “No”.
Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Just go to school.”
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Is Pluto and Dawny up yet?”
She replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, he comes home and asks, “Is Pluto and Dawny up yet?”
His mom says, “No.”
Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “OK! What do you think?”
He says, “Well, last night pluto came in for Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”
don’t make that mistake dawny lol
elo tempo xxx im well hun and urself..?? not been about much meself.. a tad busy… catch up with u soon x
lol… ohhhhh we not allowed to post a joke in ere.. ooopppsss
A drunk orders himself a beer
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink–he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.
The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely–but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.
The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries “Man! How many bars do you work at?”
lmfao/….. who’s goin to go site seeing on honeymoon lol… f eckin borin honeymoon if u manage to take in the local sites lol… think pluto n dawny only need directions to the local sex shop lol
plz tell me ur not takin the kids with ya…?? lol… ohhh nae frogplay for u then lol
lol ruby… i got sent that picture and it took Mr Wolfie to point out that lol… i was like who’s the foxes hat r they lol… ohhhh i prefer Nairn for the beach life.. nae chance of steppin on a bottle of buckie up there lol
too many cooks spoil the broth…
