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lol@PB

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ok pete here’s me lol

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kangaroooooo’ooooooooooooooooooooooo’S

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JMMOG…. thx the foxes hat i aint ever gettin married lol

squeeZy poor Dawny she’ll have her knickers in a twist over this thread lol

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sumthing cheery for this mornin….

High Hopes…

Next time your found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he’ll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can’t
Move a rubber tree plant

But he’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes
He’s got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your gettin’ low
’stead of lettin’ go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your back’s to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he’d punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin’ that dam

’cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your feelin’ bad
’stead of feelin’ sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon
They’ll be bursted soon
They’re just bound to go pop
Oops there goes another problem kerplop

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well a word in your bosses ear…. the person who foots the wages bill i would air my opintions to… but co ckly either… a suggestion of a different style of workin…

to calm down…. well count to million… if u’ve got to there and not calmed down i’ll lend ya sum prozac… lol

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SMARTAR5E@ Token… lol well i did get 4 …

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AbitofMary_J :( AKA MJ)
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.

American Woman (AKA AW): No you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can.
AW: No, you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can
AW: No, you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

AW:
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I’m greater than you.

MJ: No, you’re not.
AW: Yes, I am.
MJ: No, you’re not.
AW: Yes, I am.
MJ: No, you’re not!.
AW: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

AW: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
MJ: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
AW: I can live on bread and cheese.
MJ: And only on that?
AW: Yes.
MJ: So can a rat!

AW: Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
MJ: I can sing anything higher than you.
AW: No, you can’t. (High)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
MJ: Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

MJ:
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything cheaper than you.

AW: Fifty cents?
MJ: Forty cents!
AW: Thirty cents?
MJ: Twenty cents!
AW: No, you can’t!
MJ: Yes, I can,
AW: Yes, I can!

AW: Anything you can say, I can say softer.
MJ: I can say anything softer than you.
AW: No, you can’t. (Softly)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Softer)
AW: No, you can’t. (Softer)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Softer)
AW: No, you can’t. (Softer)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Softer)
AW: YES, I CAN! (Full volume)

AW: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
MJ: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
AW: I can open any safe.
MJ: Without bein’ caught?
AW: Yes.
MJ: That’s what I thought…..you crook!

AW: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
MJ: I can hold any note longer than you.
AW: No, you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can
AW: No, you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can
AW: No, you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can….Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
AW: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

MJ:
Anything you can wear, I can wear better.
In what you wear I’d look better than you.

AW: In my coat?
MJ: In your vest!
AW: In my shoes?
MJ: In your hat!
AW: No, you can’t!
MJ: Yes, I can….Yes, I CAN!

AW: Anything you can say, I can say faster.
MJ: I can say anything faster than you.
AW: No, you can’t. (Fast)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Faster)
AW: No, you can’t. (Faster)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Faster)
AW: No,you can’t. (Faster)
MJ: YesIcan! (Fastest)

AW: I can jump a hurdle.
MJ: I can wear a girdle.
AW: I can knit a sweater.
MJ: I can fill it better!
AW: I can do most anything!
MJ: Can you bake a pie?
AW: No.
MJ: Neither can I.

AW: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
MJ: I can sing anything sweeter than you.
AW: No, you can’t. (Sweetly)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
AW: No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
AW: No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
AW: No, you can’t, can’t, can’t (sweeter)
MJ: Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

AW: Yes, I can!
MJ: No, you can’t!

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just with u mentionin clit stim… @ sian…. made me laugh… as years ago was at the shows with the kids… we came back and i said… here we were on that Stimulatior… its was excellent..!!! to roars of laughter…. i was like… What…?? then it was explained to me… lol here my dislexia gets me into trouble lol

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AbitofMary_J… <

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karaoke presenter available to hire..!!

oi oi oi …. anything fo okin karaokes should be done by el me o.. lol who’s the mama..!!! its my living.. i do love to murder a good tune or two… hense my karaoke busy with singers so i don’t go a murderin lol..

my tune im actually good at…. my intro….

Look at me, I’m Mary_J
Lousy with virginity
Won’t go to bed ’til legally wed
I can’t; I’m Mary_J

Watch it! Hey I’m Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won’t come across,
Even Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day

I don’t drink (no)
Or swear (no)
I don’t rat my hair (eew)
I get ill from one cigarette
(cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky draws
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

As for you Troy Donahue,
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust
I’m no object of lust
I’m just plain Maryyy_J

Elvis, Elvis, let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to droolllll
Hey Fungoo, Im Mary_J!

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