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  • #182709

    oor local aint listed on that…. but it for the best karaoke presenters lol aka ME lol

    #182286

    JMMOG… here geoff ur very popular as usual… whats ur secret.. im tryin to up me posts to 1000 lol here ive left a wee tune for ya on ur other thread hope u like m8..

    #182438

    He climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
    His trousers have got a tear
    He waltzes on his way to Mass
    And whistles on the stair
    And underneath his wimple
    He has curlers in his hair
    I even heard him singing in the abbey

    He’s always late for chapel
    But his penitence is real
    He’s always late for everything
    Except for every meal
    I hate to have to say it
    But I very firmly feel
    Geoffry not an asset to the abbey

    I’d like to say a word in his behalf
    Geoffry makes me laugh

    How do you solve a problem like Geoffry?
    How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
    How do you find a word that means Geoffry?
    A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!

    Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
    Many a thing he ought to understand
    But how do you make him stay
    And listen to all you say
    How do you keep a wave upon the sand

    Oh, how do you solve a problem like Geoffry?
    How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

    When I’m with him I’m confused
    Out of focus and bemused
    And I never know exactly where I am
    Unpredictable as weather
    He’s as flighty as a feather
    He’s a darling! He’s a demon! He’s a lamb!

    He’d outpester any pest
    Drive a hornet from its nest
    He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
    He is gentle! She is wild!
    He’s a riddle! He’s a child!
    He’s a headache! He’s an angel!
    He’s a MANl!

    How do you solve a problem like Geofrry?
    How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
    How do you find a word that means Geoffry?
    A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!

    Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
    Many a thing he ought to understand
    But how do you make him stay
    And listen to all you say
    How do you keep a wave upon the sand

    Oh, how do you solve a problem like geoffryyyyyyyyyyyy?
    How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

    Oh Geoffry hope u like my wee tune m8 lol

    #182094

    shopping 2day…. all the kids over 2nite…. 2moz… lesurely day as workin at nite (karaoke) sunday got everyone at mine for sunday roast….

    #182082

    13 is my lucky number….. mind u… i already left the heatin on this mornin and just woke up its f ookin roastin here lol… am plannin on goin out as if u think its unlucky it will be… posistive thinkin..!! and 70 million up for grabs 2nite as steve said… worth a flutter..

    #181986

    puts her hand up in shame…!!!!

    i don’t keep anything really shockarooney… since ive done car boots… i have a motto… if i havent used it in last 6mths it gets sold…. cards etc.. ive got a few pictures…. ive got my dad’s old footy scarfs and memrobilia..

    my daughters old drawings etc… binned… after a few yrs mind …

    #182043

    ohhhh 69… i’ll be lol prefer 68…( i get 1 and i owe them 1 lol) and yes i answered honestly for a change lol

    ohhhh don’t know if i fancy another 35 yrs lol… always thought id pop my cloggs in my early 50’s…. dam i’ll need to slow down lol

    #182018

    Dawny….. Boiled Ham… full of hidden fats hun..!! im startin the GI this monday… but this week ive begun to put the rules into force…

    dawny the theroy is… your changin your whole eating plan… following a traffic light.. green for go… amber very limited and only in phase 2… and RED IS NO GO… your portion control is a med plate… half has to be green vegs, 1/4 protein.. ie your meat not to be more than a pack of cards. ( sounds small but its not..) and the other 1/4 either pasta, rice… the only potatoes u are allowed to eat is 2/3 boiled new potatoes..! go onto http://www.gidiet.co.uk/..

    i got the book… it even just you your shopping list… now your 1st few shops.. will take time til u get used to what your buyin…
    Ive really this week been motivatin myself… and actually am kind of followin it now… it seems soo simple and fairly easy to follow…

    before i never ate until about 3/4pm…. then id steady eat thru til i go to bed… now well… i get up an hour earlier… organise breakie… and plan the rest of day while no distractions.. im eatin porriage for breakie mixed with fruit n yoghart… and actually its fab… and im always changin it around so i don’t tire eatin the same … atleast 4 snacks aday… plenty of water… add sum limes n lemons… drink a glass before your main meals… and eat your veg/salad 1st… leave the meats to end… and believe me u will be strugglin to finish….

    so this sunday… all the measurements will be taken…. and here’s hopin i manage to stay possitive thru and finally beat the battle of the weight demons..!!

    #181645

    ohhhh i get a 3rd hand Hello mag fae Mr Wolfies Mam… and she gets it fae her older sister… so im sure they won’t have use for it lol i’ll txt to make sure i get… fo ok payin for a Hello mag lol

    #180714

    Frankie goes to Hollywood Bang Greatest Hits… ( only hits lol)

    Relax …………………. when u 1st come to JC
    Two Tribes ………….. when the ole skool welcome the new skool…
    War …………………… when the old re-invent the new…

    Warriors of the Wasteland …. PB springs to mind…
    For Heaven’s Sake ……………. its only a PC…..DUHHHHHH
    The World Is My Oyster ………… it sure is…
    Welcome to the Pleasuredome ……… we’ve seen the picture! lol
    Watching the Wildlife ………….. a typical day at JC..
    Born to Run …………………….. and come back again…
    Rage Hard ………………………. ever longing threads..

    Bang …………………. enuffs a nuff…. lock down on thread…..

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