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  • #350692

    @chickenman wrote:

    I’m quite happy to donate my pubic hair, just not sure if it will straighten. You might end up looking like huggy bear :D

    LMFAO lol

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    2day i was so lookin forward to… the live madness karaoke idol final… but most of all pickin up me new wheels… an calibra automatic.. so i can get mobile, so went and pick’d it up, yes i was racin atad…. this guy in a red polo pulled out on me aND I SLAMMED on the brakes/// but his passenger to me was givin me the wanker sign… so they pulled in with hazzards… i overtook but the passenger still givin it dockey… so igave them the finger salute the birdy… well next min the ar5ewipes were side by side with me on the wrong side of the road and forcin me off the road..!!! when i looked properly they were COPS..”!! so got pulled over… i thought this aint happening to ME… im late, ive to pick up the kids..!!! and F me… if it doesnae rain it pours..!!! anyways they got me into the car, i held my hands up explain ive just picked the car up… so THEY DID ME WITH DRIVING WITH NO INSURANCE, they were going to do me with breach of the peace and assulat of a policeofficer because i gave the finger..!!! well the driver was ok… but the young arogant tw@at whom said i could be done with numerous counts, he should take me to mill street, towhich i said well do so… i was sworing to twice…!!! called at one point a bassa.. and young b. itch on heat..!! i keept me gob shut fir once, as knew there was no reasoning… wished i had a mobile phone..!!! anyways the car got inpounded because they did me with drivin without insurance… !!! £200 fine, to get the car will cost another £125 plus £14 adqay while its in the pound if i fail to collecct the car in 2wks it will be crushed… like my effin spirit…! but im pleased i didnae try to reason with them, BEST EFFIN LAUGH… was the arognant tw@t asked why i was using a WALKIN STICK.. so i showed me lovely scar and explained i had a 2nd op on knee…. towhich he said.. WELL U SHOULDNT REALLY BE DRIVING EH… then i said,,, its an automatic… i don’t need to use my left leg…!! but he said no ur unsafe to drive, and we could do u with that..!! towhich i said well i aint registered disabled yet.. so i can drive an automatic… as my left leg doesnt need to use the brake or acelorator..!!! so im a beelin way meslef…GUTTED AS…

    but at the end of the day yes i didnae have insurance but i just picked the effin car up…!!! plus worst of alll….. they said u registered with the car. i said ne the guy didnae have the v5 papers gave me %25 back on the car to send for reg papers… i was waitin for them to do me more…!!!

    ive been drivin since i was 18, have had a clean lisence till now..!!! then when they check me drivin license its reg under my old address…!!!! so im debating wither to get the car back… as think thats put a bad bad omen onto it for me…. gutted i say gutted,,,

    #350688

    SIAN x my m8 a hairdresser and specialists in hair extenstions, her salon charge from £600 upwards for hair extenstions..!! as it does take 4hrs per head to do PROPERLY…

    i quiz’d her on u doin it DIY…… she suggested and said… ‘ dont buy any u have to use a bonding with as u won’t be able to do this urself…
    as Rubster suggested u get human hair that have wee slides attached go for them, if ur tryin to thicken ur hair, u put them halfway 2inches fae the nape of ur neck and a 1/3 way up but not beyond the top of ur crown…

    that make sense lol

    #350320

    @kneehighboots wrote:

    damn…i been sussed! lol

    yeah ur effin dreamin if u think thats ur boots n legs missus..!!

    #350477

    Happy Birthday MATTY…. that u 30 now..?? lol x

    #350495

    aint the point of the Olimpics is to show the of HOST Countries…??

    #341617

    miss’d it yet again…!! probs as its no got my full attention… so who’s up for noamtions..??

    #350456

    so UGO no in in the USA…. he wake up then… PATS bet ma farmer giles r bigger than urs lol

    #350435

    @bat wrote:

    Mary this kind of thing sickens me, as I,m sure it does everyone else. This filthy piece of scum should be locked away for the rest of his miserable life. No parole, no time off for “good behaviour”, just stay and rot in prison, in a solitary cell, 24 hours a day for the rest of his life. Normally I,d scream for the death penalty, but that aint gonna happen so rotting in prison has got to be the best option. Take some comfort from knowing that he,ll be given a very hard time inside. Other prisoners, even hardened criminals, can,t abide nonces. The prison guards often turn a blind eye if they get done over. Lets just hope he gets cornered in the shower one day, and someone shoves a chair leg up his arse. Then he might have some idea of the pain that little girl went through. Bastard. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    yeah Bat agree with ya, but he will have a happy time in prison, i mean he’ll have access to internet, games, tv’s, books, pool tables, will be a sweet ride fir him…

    bring back JAIL which means jail, each bassa should be stripped of this human rights..!!! 6 x 6 cell locked up 23 hrs let out for a walk fir an hr..!! basic food, nar frills, prison means prison and not an effin holiday camp like it is..!!

    lol chair leg up his ar5e, id go fir a got fir the table legs big n thicker..!!!

    #350301

    @Forget Me Not wrote:

    erm… your dress sense is attrocious… or something
    ooh how about… you insults are pathetic, barely worthy of mentioning even at the best of times.
    erm… yo momma’s so fat that when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
    (I’m really not very good at this sort of thing)

    ur just so effin unreal, u mommy slapp’d ur face instead o ur ar5e when born..!!

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