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  • #137327

    lol@ dagger…. they won’t m8 unless they get a wee hoose…. who told u that lol….

    #137162

    Of course you’ve heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk…

    #137161

    Happy Birthday ya ole fossil….!! x

    PB’s wife is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, “You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?”
    She says, “I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.” She starts laughing and jumping again.
    He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 60 year-old ass?”
    She says, “Well, your name never came up.”

    #137324

    Dagger… if u keep 2 budgies 2gether… the chances of them talkin is near nil… u got them in seperate cages…?? mind have cuttle bone in there cages so they can sharpen there beeks… oor last budgie Ally was fo okin nuts… used to sit on the shelve with my CD’s and say wee barsteward and fling the CD’s off… hope u know if 1’s female 1 male… u mite have a few more wee budgies… ohhhh and they love the egg yolks lol so what if ur havin a fry-up lol

    #137022

    happy birthday sian xxxxx

    #136944

    Never can say goodbye
    No, no, no, no, I never can say goodbye
    1st Verse
    Even though the pain and heartache Seem to follow me wherever I go
    Though I tried and tried to hide my feelings
    They always seem to show
    Then you try to say you’re leaving me
    And I always have to say “No”
    Tell me why is it so?
    That I never can say goodbye
    No, no, no, no, I never can say goodbye girl
    2nd Verse
    Every time I think I’ve had enough
    And start heading for the door
    There’s a very strange vibration
    That’s piercing me right to the core
    It says “Turn around you fool
    You know you love her more and more”
    Tell me why is it so
    Don’t wanna let you go!
    Chorus
    I never can say goodbye girl, uh baby
    I never can say goodbye, no, no, no, no, uh
    I never can say goodbye girl, uh, uh
    I never can say goodbye, no, no, no, no, uh
    Never can say goodbye
    No, no, no, no, I never can say goodbye
    3rd Verse
    I keep thinking that our problems
    Soon are all gonna work out
    But there’s that same unhappy feeling
    And there’s that anguish
    There’s that doubt
    It’s that same old dizzy hang-up
    Can’t do with you or without
    Tell me why is it so?
    Don’t wanna let you go!
    Chorus
    I never can say goodbye girl, uh baby
    I never can say goodbye, no, no, no, no, uh
    I never can say goodbye girl, uh
    I never can say goodbye, no, no, no, no, uh

    ur a big girls blouse anyway Mart so i aint changin the words lol

    #136956

    Gyps xxx oor paths will cross at sum point lol….

    im well and so is the kids… Mr Wolfie well as well…

    hows u and sideshow and family..?? u set a date yet for the weddin bells..??
    xxxxxxxxx

    #136954

    im well angel* and my wee barra fine goin extremly well thxs… hope ur all ok xxx

    is the c*nt back yet…??

    #136937

    well… im 5ft 3 and a bit…. dark hair…. blue eyes… come to bed eyes… struggling to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes… aka fat lol i talk too much… am slightly mad…. im beauitful…. very much modest… infact if i was a bar of chocolate id lick myself lol maybe even eat myself lol…. and taken soZ but thanks for askin lol

    #136947

    im havin a mad moment lol

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