[AbitofMary_J]

lol@ dagger…. they won’t m8 unless they get a wee hoose…. who told u that lol….

[AbitofMary_J]

Of course you’ve heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk…

[AbitofMary_J]

Happy Birthday ya ole fossil….!! x

PB’s wife is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, “You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?”
She says, “I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.” She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 60 year-old ass?”
She says, “Well, your name never came up.”

[AbitofMary_J]

Dagger… if u keep 2 budgies 2gether… the chances of them talkin is near nil… u got them in seperate cages…?? mind have cuttle bone in there cages so they can sharpen there beeks… oor last budgie Ally was fo okin nuts… used to sit on the shelve with my CD’s and say wee barsteward and fling the CD’s off… hope u know if 1’s female 1 male… u mite have a few more wee budgies… ohhhh and they love the egg yolks lol so what if ur havin a fry-up lol

[AbitofMary_J]

happy birthday sian xxxxx

[AbitofMary_J]

Never can say goodbye
No, no, no, no, I never can say goodbye
1st Verse
Even though the pain and heartache Seem to follow me wherever I go
Though I tried and tried to hide my feelings
They always seem to show
Then you try to say you’re leaving me
And I always have to say “No”
Tell me why is it so?
That I never can say goodbye
No, no, no, no, I never can say goodbye girl
2nd Verse
Every time I think I’ve had enough
And start heading for the door
There’s a very strange vibration
That’s piercing me right to the core
It says “Turn around you fool
You know you love her more and more”
Tell me why is it so
Don’t wanna let you go!
Chorus
I never can say goodbye girl, uh baby
I never can say goodbye, no, no, no, no, uh
I never can say goodbye girl, uh, uh
I never can say goodbye, no, no, no, no, uh
Never can say goodbye
No, no, no, no, I never can say goodbye
3rd Verse
I keep thinking that our problems
Soon are all gonna work out
But there’s that same unhappy feeling
And there’s that anguish
There’s that doubt
It’s that same old dizzy hang-up
Can’t do with you or without
Tell me why is it so?
Don’t wanna let you go!
Chorus
I never can say goodbye girl, uh baby
I never can say goodbye, no, no, no, no, uh
I never can say goodbye girl, uh
I never can say goodbye, no, no, no, no, uh

ur a big girls blouse anyway Mart so i aint changin the words lol

[AbitofMary_J]

Gyps xxx oor paths will cross at sum point lol….

im well and so is the kids… Mr Wolfie well as well…

hows u and sideshow and family..?? u set a date yet for the weddin bells..??
xxxxxxxxx

[AbitofMary_J]

im well angel* and my wee barra fine goin extremly well thxs… hope ur all ok xxx

is the c*nt back yet…??

[AbitofMary_J]

well… im 5ft 3 and a bit…. dark hair…. blue eyes… come to bed eyes… struggling to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes… aka fat lol i talk too much… am slightly mad…. im beauitful…. very much modest… infact if i was a bar of chocolate id lick myself lol maybe even eat myself lol…. and taken soZ but thanks for askin lol

[AbitofMary_J]

im havin a mad moment lol

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