alan snowman

i voted too

all the time

have you ever rode youre shopping trolley through the supermarket

my bus ride didnt go to well i got an attractive brunette who changed seats when she saw the countdown thing :( :( :(

i eat chicken it doesnt come in a tin

what if im sat next to elton john or george michael il be walking funny for a week

il put it to the test today il sit next to the toughest looking person on my bus just hope its not a feminist and il open it see if i end up sharing a cell with winston

i cant call what i do dancing so no

have you ever just walked off when someones talking to you because there boring you

what if im sat next to some1 that is a terrorist bomber wont they feel safer sat next to me

i wanna do that sling shot thing

:shock: :shock: :shock:

ive always been a snowman too

im here on occasions too

After two weeks of joyous freedom and family reunion, Alan Snowman was arrested for a parole violation dating back to an incident from 1989. …

In reality, not the twisted mixed up fantasy world I live in; Alan Snowman was arrested for something inconsequential when he was 18. …

Alan Snowman was arrested for Phillip’s murder even though…[Read more]

happy birthday becky

now i feel left out my place has no polish workers or muslims that wear veils

im always thankful at christmas as i get to go home for a whole month

if i need a laugh il stick to watching fat people run or failing that il watch only fools and horses

i agree with pb on the tv show friends its rubbish
and real life friends they horrible ppl too coming in my house and robbing my food yet when i go to there house theres never any food in for me to rob

i like my sleep too so i found away of having sex and getting a good 10 hours sleep i sleep most of the day at work from about 9 30 till 1 im asleep ( just hope my boss doesnt read these boards) then i sleep while the woman watches the soap over the simpsons :evil: :evil: :evil: then get 6 hours sleep in bed after having sex its simple really…[Read more]

i blame the school that lorry driver attended obviously that schools drivers ed was rubbish

i only celebrate 4 days my birthday christmas day new years eve and st patricks day