alan snowman

my landlines on incoming calls only so can only dial 999 outwards

the hoff did make me laugh with his antics towards jenny falconer

hello dreamgal

:lol: :lol: :lol: cryin at a cartoon

il give it a miss as reality tv bores me

hello newbies

:lol: :lol: :lol: i like that

dancing n legwarmers

backs nervously n slowly out of the thread

i know who pebbz is and her lezza lover misses her

ok im gonna just stick to reading the threads with with 2 pages or less as this 1 has confused me

finally i got a badge :D :D :D

il join the gangs or firms or wat ever there called now adays if i get a badge so ppl no im in it

yay go the hoff and good morning too

lol i thought it would b funny to have the hoff at number 1

ban smoking and smelly ppl and ban ppl from standing in middle of the pavement blocking my path

:shock: :shock: :shock: wat did i do to deserve this

very easily if i dont take my med to control my add

:shock: :shock: :shock: at lesbianism

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: i got 100 ppl to buy the hoffs song

i havent gone insane i just like messin up the music industry

@pasta wrote:

can you put a fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it?? :lol: i cant !

@Becky wrote:

Never tried but i accept challenges hehehe.

Can you eat a donut without licking your lips???? I can 8)

yes to both

changes after shave to joop