alan snowman

congrats oompa

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ok i rang the number and here goes the brief conversation

alan snowman hello

woman hello may i help you

alan snowman yes im ringing about the advert on just chat

woman ok so you was married to a gay man

alan snowman no i just want the £100 pound

woman ok sorry but the money is for women who were married to gay men

alan snowman what if i…[Read more]

cant make it as i dont use my computer at night

i found easiest way to b hated then

just buy airconditioning

i got my piercing to win a £50 bet

but hanging chavs a bit excessive cant u just shoot them

:shock: :shock: :shock:

i got my willy pierced

a chav is a scouser with a perm n mustache with a shell suit

ooooooooooooooooooooo becky and i thought u was a nice girl

i like hasselhoff if it wasnt for him id of never seen all thos fit women in swimsuits

i stopped watching it the first day series 1 was on as i realised i was sittin in a house watching other ppl in a house

lol i like it

ok il ring it wen i get credit today

makes mental note to try n piss becky off in the room next time he sees her

:shock: :shock: :shock: at the violence

do both take a oxygen tank to the rave

for the record i hate both