alan snowman

u looked better lastnite

this is my fave thing to do

todays 1 free lesbian action
take out an advertisement in a acting mag saying actreesses required must b willing to do partial nudity
hire a studio
then wen the actresses come theyl b topless and willing to kiss each other
and because its a rehearsal you can film it
so free topless lesbian action

did u hold up ur cinema a1

i dont mind female willie watchers its wen the guy in the next urinal that does it thats wen i leave

pervs

last nite its the only wat i can watch chick flicks wen im drunk

wen was the last time u put on a scary movie in the hope of geetin ur partner scared

u must of been crazy most girls only come once

hi nut

ok i guess that guys never heard of a swedidsh made penis enlarger

todays 1 u can get in a lot of trouble if caught
first u need to build a u shape outta wood
then u need rubber piping
then a funnel
then u attach the funnel and the pipin together
then u have a catapult that can fire over 2 streets
have fun

agreed mind u eurovision is crap so wat u expect

make ur own movie its a lot better

hi new ppl

why use the word actually wen fancy a shag r much better words

ok i finally cracked it i need to grow a foot go gym get bigger muscles as mine rnt as big as vins go bald and get an american accent and il b a sex symbol

never done that

wen was the last time u actually smashed sumthing cos it got on ur nerves

ooooooooooooooooooooooo

a friend shuts up

todays 1 annoying ur neighbours
buy a universal remote and a telescope
strap them together
then aim ur telescope at ur neighbors window where the telly is
and press the buttons
this 1 u can have fun for hours watchin ur neighbour go insane tryin to find out y there telly keeps comin on

weldone mary