alan snowman

saints patricks day is celebrated more because weve invaded the world with it every nation on earth knows st patrick as we love an excuse to have a drink

lol he learns to hire a better lawyer each time he gets married

the sun is really a rubbish paper aint it

ive no idea what sunny means

of course you can but i wont be there as im like most men first sign of commitment and i flee

so if i do them on a woman i want to dump me shel do it

il rule this country and my only rule is world domination im fed up of america thinkin they rule the world

im not allowed to do house work as i make more mess then kids

im voting for the 1 who wants world domination

i pick mine 5 mins before the race and always go for a 25 to 1 each way that way i win every year

that takes to long to read

wheres the well all turn to wolves supporters option

women drivers who drive at 30 miles an hour on a bypass

so how long before doas talking to himself then in f3

il stick to using my accent to attract women

you cant expect anything else can you from a country that ruined a perfectly good mountain by putting 4 faces on it

because its there money when there playing if its not theres then there like everyone else and want to see someone go home with 50p

i voted yes as i have a :evil: alterior motive

i use my real name sometimes which is great as know knows im there so i can hide

think of all those suicides