alan snowman

i eat around the dining room table even if im eating by myself as thats how my mum taught me

think of the accoustics youd get from that hole

:shock: :shock: :shock: i think i mite of dated a couple of them

you gotta get those cheeky girls played

be :twisted: instead its much easier then trying to be good

im under 10 stone at the moment as ive got flu and not eating that much

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells…[Read more]

il be doing what every man does when hes ill

of course

have you ever stalled you car at traffic lights on purpose so your the only 1 that gets trhough

cant no one talks to me on here so it just be me posting pics of anna kournikova and if i did that il be called a stalker :shock:

can i join a clique too

what about pics of anna kournikova becky

i did with jiff lemon

:?

i say you give up singing while driving aw as you know how much people laugh when you do it

and men are called perverts for looking at page 3

:shock: :shock: :shock: i go down stairs every night for a snack and im a man does that count

will women be allowed to stone the people as they wernt allowed to stone people in monty python

:lol: :lol: :lol: il stick to women

:shock: :shock: :shock: