[alan snowman]

saints patricks day is celebrated more because weve invaded the world with it every nation on earth knows st patrick as we love an excuse to have a drink

[alan snowman]

lol he learns to hire a better lawyer each time he gets married

[alan snowman]

the sun is really a rubbish paper aint it

[alan snowman]

ive no idea what sunny means

[alan snowman]

of course you can but i wont be there as im like most men first sign of commitment and i flee

[alan snowman]

so if i do them on a woman i want to dump me shel do it

[alan snowman]

il rule this country and my only rule is world domination im fed up of america thinkin they rule the world

[alan snowman]

im not allowed to do house work as i make more mess then kids

[alan snowman]

im voting for the 1 who wants world domination

[alan snowman]

i pick mine 5 mins before the race and always go for a 25 to 1 each way that way i win every year

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