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i eat around the dining room table even if im eating by myself as thats how my mum taught me
think of the accoustics youd get from that hole
:shock: :shock: :shock: i think i mite of dated a couple of them
you gotta get those cheeky girls played
be :twisted: instead its much easier then trying to be good
im under 10 stone at the moment as ive got flu and not eating that much
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
il be doing what every man does when hes ill
of course
have you ever stalled you car at traffic lights on purpose so your the only 1 that gets trhough
cant no one talks to me on here so it just be me posting pics of anna kournikova and if i did that il be called a stalker :shock:
