[alan snowman]

this is all take thats fault getting back together starting this trend

[alan snowman]

im doing what everyone else in irelands doing drinking and hoping we make it to a bed

[alan snowman]

all pop artists polluting my ears with terrible music

and the arsenal footy team

[alan snowman]

what the hell me and my friends used to kick our football at a church every sunday without fail wed be there kicking our ball against the church hoping to hit the windows
we broke in to next door neighbours house while it was empty did i fair bit of damage
stayed at a friends house while they was on holiday and had a jolly good time
found a hill that was just tall enough to race trolleys down
and my favourite put a banner across a bridge that said caution people w*****g this was after we found out what it ment there my conciousense is now clean

[alan snowman]

im gonna keep quiet on this as im not sure if i can be prosecuted for the stuff i did

[alan snowman]

@forumhostpb wrote:

@alan snowman wrote:

where the heels my gfs taller then me and it soesnt bother me that shes over 6 inches taller then me in them so i say where the heels

Yes – but then your G/F probably doesn’t prance around attention seeking by showing off her legs and arse.

She also probably doesn’t live in a trailer park in Bumfuck, Alabama.

nah she cant i got the legs in my relationship luckily she can cook though

[alan snowman]

where the heels my gfs taller then me and it soesnt bother me that shes over 6 inches taller then me in them so i say where the heels

[alan snowman]

thats disappointing why didnt he head butt jeremy kyle too

[alan snowman]

hello

[alan snowman]

light a fire – nuts in a blender

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