American Woman

She’s got a great sence of humor :P :P

I really need a shower :wink:

OMG – Fastcars – I was just singing that song to myself today. You must have heard me from across the pond 8)

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

Well Hell – I always thought I was going to die of Boredom. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Betty – Never settle!! Whatever you feel will make you the happiest – without any regrets – Do that! Good luck to ya Betty – I hope it all works out. By the looks of your options it sounds like you’re very talented.

“It takes great goals to lead us out of our everyday limits into accomplishing more than we ever thought w…[Read more]

Hey Hunni – You paid me for the entire hour – I’m just giving you what ya paid for darling.
:P :P :P :P :P

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Having to tell my son NO for the One hundred billionth time – Then telling him No for the One hundred billionth and one time. Why don’t toddlers listen?????? :? :? :? :?

The same way I did Acey Babe – :wink:

Dang – I need to start working with my boy. He’s going to be two next month, maybe I can encourage him to play the spoons :D :D :D :D

Always check a toddlers pockets before doing the laundry. Grrrrrrrrrr @ Blue Crayon

I’m really looking forward to this weekend. Sunday is my mom and grandma’s birthday so 6 of my aunts are coming into town for a weekend slumber party. I always look forward to seeing them, especially when we all get together. It will be a late few nights of coffee, talking, giggles, laughs and eating. My sisters are going to be there and maybe…[Read more]

Not really into blondes or Females – But in your case I’d make an exception – Hubba Hubba
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WAX
#-o

I’ve been cheated,
Been mistreated.
When will I be loved?

I’ve been put down,
I’ve been pushed ’round.
When will I be loved.

:D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/

@*Sian* wrote:

Just click the quote button in the right corner, this then quotes what they say then make sure you scroll to the end of the quote and type your reply, I often make the mistake of typing within the quote.

You’ll get it sorted eventually, takes time :wink:

And I’ve got it now – Whoo Hooo

Thanks Everyone xxxxxx

@chav wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

We already do.
We give birth.

yeah but..you kinda need somethin for that don’t ya….
4 letter word begin’s with C and end’s with K :wink:

No we just need the sperm – The men are there for a bonus :twisted:

I make my own luck. I am about as clutzy as they come so everyday could be Friday the 13th for me. :evil: :evil:

@Steve_519 wrote:

i beleave in bad/good luck.

talking of luck does anybody watch “my name is earl” on channel 4. its so funny !!

I love that show!

Young Guns

I just crack up at that line every single time I hear it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@pikey wrote:

Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice Inside my head said, Don’t look back. You can never look back.

I love that song to Pikey! :D/

I thought I knew what love was, what did I know?
Those days are gone forever, I should just let them go but