American Woman

Falling on my ass when I slipped in the kitchen. Not to be confused with my tumble down the stairs on Monday. Damn I’m clumsy. :lol: :lol: 8)

Realizing how predictable my husband is. :roll:

Does anybody know if American Sizes are the same as European sizes? I’ve never been to Europe, but I think they’d be similar. Anyway, in my humble opinion, whatever size you are happiest at, I think is the perfect size. I’m quiet happy at the size I’m at, but I’ve been doing some weight lifting to get definition. Now, doing that, it melts fat…[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

Oh and pair me up with American Woman please.
Why?
I love the accents over there and we would be well suited as we both love actors!!

Do you happen to look like Matt Damon??? :lol: :lol: :wink:

I have heard of him and occasionally watch The Colbert Report. He’s an amusing guy, but I prefer Dennis Miller. He’s “crazy” funny because I find myself watching him in puzzlement thinking “What The F*ck?”. He’s off his rocker, but I like it!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

To each their own – Right? :wink:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

1. You’re not big boned, you’re fat
2. Your sitcoms are largely shyte and repetitive, if it wasn’t for South Park & Family Guy you’d have precious little to be proud of
3. You’re loud & obnoxious, hence why you live in a different country

=; Sorry if I don’t take offense, but this is coming…

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Hey, I still think the 70’s & early 80’s episodes of Saturday Night Live are classic and crack me up to this day. Just because it’s old, doesn’t mean it’s broken. Speaking solely on comedy mind you. :wink: :twisted:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

1. You’re not big boned, you’re fat
2. Your sitcoms are largely shyte and repetitive, if it wasn’t for South Park & Family Guy you’d have precious little to be proud of
3. You’re loud & obnoxious, hence why you live in a different country

=; Sorry if I don’t take offense, but this is coming from a “guy” who still watches…[Read more]

Saturday when I told my mother-in-law that I didn’t like Celine Dion. =; Yes, I admit, I knew she liked her when I told her I didn’t. But, I really don’t like her. She (Celine) bugs the ever living Sh*t out of me. But to be nice, I did say that she was talented. :roll: Oh the trials and tribulations of keeping the peace. :wink:…[Read more]

Chick Habit – April March :D/

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Whatever you say…don’t include the term “Fat Yanks”

^^^^ :wink:

Seeing the bruises this morning that I received after my “graceful” tumble down the stairs yesterday. :? :roll:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Whatever you say…don’t include the term “Fat Yanks”

Now that made me Laugh Out Loud.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)

@sharongooner wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I don’t think I’m on here enough for it to make a difference one way or the other. I will say that I’ve met some interesting characters on here. :-k Well, wait a minute, now that I think of it, it has enriched my life. I think it’s fun seeing the small difference between us (Americans)…

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@Sir Actor wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I think it’s funny that since I’ve changed my pic on myspace, I’m getting more friend requests.
8)

your avatar is so annoying… :roll:

I’m sorry you feel that way :wink:

i’m only being honest luv.

=; No worries – I didn’t take any offense. I like my avatar so…[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I think it’s funny that since I’ve changed my pic on myspace, I’m getting more friend requests.
8)

your avatar is so annoying… :roll:

I’m sorry you feel that way :wink:

I’ve gotten lost here so I’m going to start from Scratch

Today I: Am dealing with stomach pains

Yard Work :x

What did you do this past weekend??

Stomach Pains :evil: :x

I think it’s funny that since I’ve changed my pic on myspace, I’m getting more friend requests.
8)