American Woman

Tenacious D
“Tribute”

[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world… Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin’ down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon… in the middle… of the road.
And he said:

[Sung]
“Play the best song in the world, or I’ll eat your soul.”…[Read more]

Well Duh! The male is the lion in the corner and the female is the lioness. Last I checked I was female. I can always check again. :roll:

@Captain Charisma wrote:

just do wot u normally do :D
talk shyte :D

Yes! You can take lessons from Captain here – We all know he’s full sh*t.

:wink: :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

What the hell Kate? My name is really Rachel and I’m not up there? ffs :roll:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Are you sure that it’s Rachel and not Geoff ???

Runs like hell !!!

Ask Pete – I’m not that swift on computers and last I checked I was still female. I’m not the culprit you’re…[Read more]

I watched the Go Go’s reunion on my morning show and enjoyed a quick morning dance in my liveing room with my little man.

I’m sh*t at speaking in public so Good Luck! I was trembling when I had to read at my sister’s wedding so I read this:
Irish Marriage Blessing
May God Be With You And Bless You.
May you see your children’s children.
May you bee poor in misfortune,
Rich in blessings.
May you know nothing but happiness,
From this day forward.

I just thought there was a studdering epidemic in the UK

:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:

What the hell Kate? My name is really Rachel and I’m not up there? ffs :roll:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

The last one ofcourse – But you do that to all the ladies I’m sure.
:wink: :wink:

I’ve voted for American Woman. I mean what the hell? Why doesn’t she just change her name to Scary or Sporty Spice and change that dang siggy of hers? It’s just so irritating.

Oh and Kate, here’s a little message for you:

@Robyn wrote:

I was here way before American woman and she’s the only yank ever on the polls… I guess everyone has forgot me

Awww Robyn – You can take my place on the stupidest member and most annoying member and Most Disliked. I guess I also try hard to fit in apparently. :roll:
I haven’t forgotten you :wink: I’ve been wondering…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

:lol: No need at all.

:wink: :lol: :lol:

@kevin wrote:

at the weekend
i really don’t like the welsh any tips?

I have a tip for you Kevin:
Stay Home :roll:
(It’s a big world out there – Your small mind would get lost anyway)

@pikey wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I think chat rooms and message boards are a great place to express yourself. You have to keep in mind not to take it too seriously though. Some people have issues and want to attack people for no reason, just to make themselves feel good. In my opinion that’s pathetic, but it happens. Just be yourself and…

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I think chat rooms and message boards are a great place to express yourself. You have to keep in mind not to take it too seriously though. Some people have issues and want to attack people for no reason, just to make themselves feel good. In my opinion that’s pathetic, but it happens. Just be yourself and you’ll be just fine. The people who…[Read more]

Well I didn’t go anywhere dancing, but I did dance around in my kitchen the other day to Iko Iko by Cindy Lauper.

When was the last time you ate your favorite meal?

Ok – I think that guy sounds like a complete Moron. I’m sure he’s come about as far in his career as he’ll ever get. It’s not like he’s Ozzy Osbourne or anything (referring to the whole bat head incident)

*American Woman writes down all her new European slang terms, just incase she ever makes it over there* :wink:

Oh My Goodness! Thanks Squeezy & Thank you Dawny! :) :) :) I don’t care what anybody says (namely Kate), you’re angels!

And Soulie, for some reason our Mother’s Day is different over here than yours. But, like Squeezy said, Mothers always love to feel…[Read more]