American Woman

Live, Love & Laugh

Listening to my son try to sing the ABCs
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Are you sick of all those sissy “friendship” poems that always
sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that speak of true loyalty:

2. When you are blue – I will try to dislodge…[Read more]

This morning when I told my son he drank all the juice and couldn’t have anymore. In my defense though, if I let him, he’d drink the entire carton of OJ.

When was the last time you cried over a something sooooooo stupid?

Doing stupid things is my way of making my life interesting. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

Always a sweetheart – I’ve never seen comment that I was rude from her.

I have an excellent sense of direction.
(Now which way is Up?)

When was the last time you ate something you shouldn’t have?

Well if I had to choose – It would be Anna Kournikova. My only reason is pure jealousy. She’s built like a brick house and has gorgeous hair and a gorgeous boyfriend who probably sings to her. I hate her. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@*Sian* wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

:-k
My son has finally begun to eat his breakfast again. Looks like we’re both on the road to recovery. :) It could just be that he likes waffles drenched in butter and syrup. But then again, who doesn’t? :roll:

:lol: :lol: But no thanks to waffles butter and syrup for breakfast :shock: I’d be sick…

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I just got off the phone with my mom and she said that her sister (nicknamed the Grim Reaper) wants to be in town for my mom’s surgery on Wednesday. I may have to have a few choice words to convince her to stay the hell home. I swear – talking to her is like talking to that Eeyore character from Winnie the Poo. You know what I’m talking about.

Sorry to disappoint everyone – But I’ll be in America. Try to have fun without me. :twisted: :twisted: 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Gyps wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

The 80’s…crap hairdo’s, dodgy outfits… :shock:

I’ll pass =; :lol:

So you’re saying bigger insn’t always better?

AW, where did you get this pic of me from woman???!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: 8)

Same place as my pic – Under “What were you thinking??”

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:-k
My son has finally begun to eat his breakfast again. Looks like we’re both on the road to recovery. :) It could just be that he likes waffles drenched in butter and syrup. But then again, who doesn’t? :roll:

@Pete wrote:

pictures on a picture thread ??? careful JC :lol:

Frightening isn’t it? :wink:

@steve_303 wrote:

who took it upon him/ her self to PRESUME the worst from people.

:x

Have you seen some of the names that people come up with? I don’t think it was a completely un-fair assumption. But, I don’t think you should be banned without warning.

@alan snowman wrote:

saturday to my daughter to keep her happy

wen was the last time u did karaoke

Never . But I do sing in my car.

When was the last time you had a birthday?

@angel* wrote:

I’m pretty sure I felt my baby move today…….not 100% sure cos I duno wot it’s sposed to feel like lol, but I’ve had flutterings in my tummy for well over a week now, and today felt something quite definate :D

How far along are you angel? You should feel your baby between 7 & 8 weeks. Sounds like the little person saying hello…[Read more]

Well today my son climbed into my cabinet and got out the red, white and blue sprinkles I use to decorate cupcakes. He decided to have himself a snack. Hence – His face and hands her red white and blue. :roll:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i dreamt about buying a plane ticket to america :shock: does that mean subconsciously i like america :o

Subconsciouly?
Maybe you’re just dying to meet me :wink:

I don’t go outside British borders! I don’t trust foreign authorities…! If you don’t have the Queen on your money,…

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