American Woman

Well – I told me 6 year old nephew that I could lift the refridgerator if I wanted. :lol: :lol: :lol:

When was the last time you pretended to know somebody that you really didn’t know?

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Sorry but I found that about as funny as a trip to the dentist. :?

These kittens are funny. :wink:

lol – You got me Owen that was funny. Doesn’t take much to make me laugh though. Admit it – You like the laughing cat. You’re too macho to admit it. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

@crazy chick wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

*American Woman Sings To Vin Diesel*

Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

When I feel blue in the night
And I need you…

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Yes – I’d be very lucky if my son slept thru the night. :roll:

The person below me clever as hell :twisted: :twisted:

Hope you didn’t think I’d just let you have my pedestal :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh yes, there is a God

Here’s the Proof

Now you knew I couldn’t pick just one :wink:
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But I’ve already got the cool hat to prove I’m the star :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

This is true – I’ve been lifting and moving crap in the basement for 4 hours.

The person below is feeling – Cold, Cold, Cold

*American Woman Sings To Vin Diesel*

Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you, all…[Read more]

He could fit into the ideal partner along with Matthew Mcconaughey.

How you doin??????

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Just Kidding Span – You’re not good – you’re great – A 10+ on my scale :wink:
Ahhhh We’ve made it to page 69 – How appropriate :-k :wink:

Today I’m finally feeling accomplished – That Spring Cleaning will finally be finished by tomorrow. Now if I could just keep this house as clean as I have it right now. [-o< Today I start on the basement :evil:

I’m also feeling very full as I had cold pizza for breakfast :?

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I think somebody is fighting for Spanish’s Casanova reputation.

Looks as if a friend is somebody you can joke with about catching crabs and herpes with. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You don’t remember Span? :evil: :x
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When was the last time you embarrassed somebody???

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@kentlass19 wrote:

terrible

i let loose, and got pissed…after huuuge arguments with my stepdad, i broke a bottle(that i’d just emptied the alcohol out of) wandered to the town cos i’d decided to attack my mother :shock: when i couldnt find her i went to the place she’s supposed to be staying and kicked the door in trying to find her :shock:…

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10 minutes ago when I was putting little man down for the night. :)

I’ve been Spring cleaning today #-o

Are you sure about that??? xoxoxoxoxo :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:

@Pete wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

@Pete wrote:

nooooo its mild not rude honest :D

Don’t be offended if I’m skeptical of that reply Pete.

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honest cheeky is like lovable in the right context.. oh ffs i’m just digging a bigger hole aint i :?

You’re lucky you’ve been a sweetheart to me – So I believe ya :wink:

I heard my name :twisted:

The Person below me knows I’m a star :roll:

:-k Maybe I should have reply’d to the Full of Themselves person. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: