[American Woman]

Tenacious D
“Tribute”

[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world… Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin’ down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon… in the middle… of the road.
And he said:

[Sung]
“Play the best song in the world, or I’ll eat your soul.” (soul)

[Spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said… “Okay.”

[Sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it’s easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow…

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: “(snort) Be you angels?”
And we said, “Nay. We are but men.”
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn’t remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin’ song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]

[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn’t actually sound
anything like this song.

[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f*ck! Good God, God lovin’,
So surprised to find you can’t stop it.
[Skat]
All right! All right!

Ok – This isn’t normally my taste in music. But, my cousin made this CD for me and he’s a bit odd. Made me smile to I thought I’d share it. :wink:

[American Woman]

Well Duh! The male is the lion in the corner and the female is the lioness. Last I checked I was female. I can always check again. :roll:

[American Woman]

@Captain Charisma wrote:

just do wot u normally do :D
talk shyte :D

Yes! You can take lessons from Captain here – We all know he’s full sh*t.

:wink: :wink:

[American Woman]

@forumhostpb wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

What the hell Kate? My name is really Rachel and I’m not up there? ffs :roll:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Are you sure that it’s Rachel and not Geoff ???

Runs like hell !!!

Ask Pete – I’m not that swift on computers and last I checked I was still female. I’m not the culprit you’re looking for. But I am a Rachel – Nice to meet ya PB. Is that like Peanut Butter? Yummmy :wink:

[American Woman]

I watched the Go Go’s reunion on my morning show and enjoyed a quick morning dance in my liveing room with my little man.

[American Woman]

I’m sh*t at speaking in public so Good Luck! I was trembling when I had to read at my sister’s wedding so I read this:
Irish Marriage Blessing
May God Be With You And Bless You.
May you see your children’s children.
May you bee poor in misfortune,
Rich in blessings.
May you know nothing but happiness,
From this day forward.

[American Woman]

I just thought there was a studdering epidemic in the UK

:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:

[American Woman]

What the hell Kate? My name is really Rachel and I’m not up there? ffs :roll:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[American Woman]

The last one ofcourse – But you do that to all the ladies I’m sure.
:wink: :wink:

[American Woman]

I’ve voted for American Woman. I mean what the hell? Why doesn’t she just change her name to Scary or Sporty Spice and change that dang siggy of hers? It’s just so irritating.

*Holy Sh*t – American Woman is me!!!!* :twisted:

Can I change my vote? :roll:

Oh and Kate, here’s a little message for you:

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