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Knockin on Heaven’s Door – Eric Clapton

I’m loving the Disco Duck Btw :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Up

Spring or Autumn?

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Xavier

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Smash Mouth 8)

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@tommy-toxen wrote:

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I don’t blame thee, how could thy not??

Now saying sh*t like that is what makes you look old. Not to worry though Tommy – I believe you’re 21 :wink:

Last things I bought were 4 t-shirts – 2 tank tops – 3skirts – 2 pairs of beaded flip flops – a new blow dryer – And some fake tan stuff so I don’t have to but makeup on. Getting ready for warm weather is hard work. :roll:

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When I was called for Jury Duty

When was the last time you broke something?

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I drink a lot of milk – Haven’t you heard? Milk does a body good :wink:
I also eat a lot of cheese. Perhaps I’m addicted to dairy :roll:

You’ll never pull a Japanese man! :wink:

Well thank goodness for that! I’d probably scare the poor fella. I think I’m probably taller than 80% them :roll:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I drink a lot of milk – Haven’t you heard? Milk does a body good :wink:
I also eat a lot of cheese. Perhaps I’m addicted to the dairy – Moooo Moooo !!! :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:roll: :roll: :roll: – You’re a weirdo :wink:

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@squeezy wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

And I just have to mention that he’s going on vacation in June with a bunch of his pals without me to Vegas. Which will cost more than that camera. I say “Hey – Go ahead – Have fun – Don’t hurry back”. And of course, he wants to take my camera

I sincerely hope you told him to fook off!!! :lol:

Yes – I most certainly did! :wink:

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I don’t like either neighbor on each side of me. The guy to right of me is crazy and never shuts up. When I see him I run and hide in my house so I don’t have to listen to him. I call him “CRAZY CHUCK”

The neighbor’s on my left have a fricken HUGE RV parked in the driveway and it covers my house. I’m contemplating paying some kids to throw eggs at it so maybe they get the hint and move the fricking thing. Does that make me a bad person? But do I care? No – not really. :twisted: :twisted:

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