[American Woman]

Live, Love & Laugh

[American Woman]

Listening to my son try to sing the ABCs
:wink:

[American Woman]

Are you sick of all those sissy “friendship” poems that always
sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that speak of true loyalty:

1. When you are sad – I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue – I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile – I will know you’ve finally had sex.

4. When you are scared – I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused – I will use little words.

7. When you are sick — stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall – I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[American Woman]

This morning when I told my son he drank all the juice and couldn’t have anymore. In my defense though, if I let him, he’d drink the entire carton of OJ.

When was the last time you cried over a something sooooooo stupid?

[American Woman]

Doing stupid things is my way of making my life interesting. :roll: :roll: :roll:

[American Woman]

Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

[American Woman]

Always a sweetheart – I’ve never seen comment that I was rude from her.

[American Woman]

I have an excellent sense of direction.
(Now which way is Up?)

When was the last time you ate something you shouldn’t have?

[American Woman]

Well if I had to choose – It would be Anna Kournikova. My only reason is pure jealousy. She’s built like a brick house and has gorgeous hair and a gorgeous boyfriend who probably sings to her. I hate her. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[American Woman]

@*Sian* wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

:-k
My son has finally begun to eat his breakfast again. Looks like we’re both on the road to recovery. :) It could just be that he likes waffles drenched in butter and syrup. But then again, who doesn’t? :roll:

:lol: :lol: But no thanks to waffles butter and syrup for breakfast :shock: I’d be sick :lol:

I’d be a happy yank. Well as a matter of fact I was a happy yank. It was goooooood. :roll:
:lol: :lol:

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