[American Woman]

Well – I told me 6 year old nephew that I could lift the refridgerator if I wanted. :lol: :lol: :lol:

When was the last time you pretended to know somebody that you really didn’t know?

[American Woman]

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Sorry but I found that about as funny as a trip to the dentist. :?

These kittens are funny. :wink:

lol – You got me Owen that was funny. Doesn’t take much to make me laugh though. Admit it – You like the laughing cat. You’re too macho to admit it. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[American Woman]

@crazy chick wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

*American Woman Sings To Vin Diesel*

Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I?m dreamin? my life away

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I?m dreamin? my life away

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

:-

I have a thing for Bald guys with big muscles :roll:

he’s mineeeeeeeeeeee i tell ya lol :lol: :lol: =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~

ty American , and lou lou xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Now don’t make me fight ya for him CC :twisted: :twisted: I can be a heck of a scrapper. :wink:

[American Woman]

Yes – I’d be very lucky if my son slept thru the night. :roll:

The person below me clever as hell :twisted: :twisted:

[American Woman]

Hope you didn’t think I’d just let you have my pedestal :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[American Woman]

Oh yes, there is a God

Here’s the Proof

Now you knew I couldn’t pick just one :wink:
=P~ =P~

[American Woman]

But I’ve already got the cool hat to prove I’m the star :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[American Woman]

This is true – I’ve been lifting and moving crap in the basement for 4 hours.

The person below is feeling – Cold, Cold, Cold

[American Woman]

*American Woman Sings To Vin Diesel*

Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I?m dreamin? my life away

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I?m dreamin? my life away

I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

:-

I have a thing for Bald guys with big muscles :roll:

[American Woman]

He could fit into the ideal partner along with Matthew Mcconaughey.

How you doin??????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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