[American Woman]

I think you boys should kiss and make up
:roll:

[American Woman]

Awwwwww Mary J – I really hate to out do you here – But it has to be done.

On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered ’round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
I’ll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I’m here to tell ya honey, that I’m bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I make a rich woman (MAN) beg, I’ll make a good woman (MAN) steal
I’ll make an old woman (MAN) blush, and make a young woman (MAN) squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I’m here to tell ya honey, that I’m bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :twisted:

[American Woman]

I’m still pis sed off from yesterday when a certain somebody said they wouldn’t take me to Vegas.
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

:twisted:

[American Woman]

Artist: Jimmy Soul Lyrics
Song: If You Wanna Be Happy Lyrics

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.

Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she’s ugly.
Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

:D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :-s

[American Woman]

Ok I’m not one to leave off on a depressing note. So, if we’re doing this Kareoke thing right, let’s sing it all together :wink:

Artist: Bee Gees Lyrics
Song: Stayin’ Alive Lyrics

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I’ve been kicked around since I was born.
And now it’s all right – it’s O.K. –
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times’ effect on man.
Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother,
You’re stayin alive, stayin’ alive.
Feel the city breakin’ and ev’rybody shakin’
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin’ Alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can’t get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I’m a dancin’ man and I just can’t lose.
You know it’s all right, it’s O.K.
I’ll live to see another day.
We can try to understand the New York Times’ effect on man.
Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother,
You’re stayin alive, stayin’ alive.
Feel the city breakin’ and ev’rybody shakin’
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin’ Alive.
Life goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help, me, yeah.
Life goin’ nowhere. Somebody help, me, yeah.
Stayin’ Alive — (to beginning and fade… Well, you can tell…. )

Ok – I hope I made some people smile with this :roll:

[American Woman]

Spring – 53 Days to go

:- :- 8)

[American Woman]

Well – My little guy threw his Captain Crunch cereal across the room along with his banana. Terrible Two’s – Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

He’s lucky he’s so darn cute though. :roll: :roll:

[American Woman]

Not that I mean to keep everyone thinking sad thoughts or anything, but when a boyfriend of mine passed away years ago I listened to this song A LOT.

Artist: McEntire, Reba Lyrics
Song: If I Had Only Known Lyrics

If I had only known
It was the last walk in the rain
I’d keep you out for hours in the storm
I would hold your hand
Like a life line to my heart
Underneath the thunder we’d be warm
If I had only known
It was our last walk in the rain

If I had only known
I’d never hear your voice again
I’d memorize each thing you ever said
And on those lonely nights
I could think of them once more
Keep your words alive inside my head
If I had only known
I’d never hear your voice again

You were the treasure in my hand
You were the one who always stood beside me
So unaware I foolishly believed
That you would always be there
But then there came a day
And I turned my head and you slipped away

If I had only known
It was my last night by your side
I’d pray a miracle would stop the dawn
And when you’d smile at me
I would look into your eyes
And make sure you know my love
For you goes on and on
If I had only known
If I had only known
The love I would’ve shown
If I had only known

And for my Grandpa

Artist: Dean, Billy Lyrics
Song: Once in a While Lyrics

Once in a while, someone comes along.
That one in a million heart,
So pure and so strong.
They can face up to the tears.
And somehow still find a smile,
That we only get ev’ry once in a while.

Once in a while, someone has the eyes,
That one in a million look,
That never tells lies.
They can get you on your feet,
To walk that extra mile.
We only see ev’ry once in a while.

That’s why we call them heroes.
That’s why we know their names,
And once you’ve heard their stories,
You’re never quite the same.

That’s why we call them heroes.
The best thing they ever do,
Is to point to the best in us all,
And say: “If I can, you can too.”

Once in a while, I still hear his voice.
That one in a million sound,
Like two laughin’ boys.
He would hate it if we cried,
That never was his style.
Oh, we still miss him ev’ry once in a while.

Instrumental break.

Ohh.
They can face up to the tears.
And somehow still find a smile,
That we only get ev’ry once in a while.

Oh, how I him ev’ry once in a while.

[American Woman]

@Captain Charisma wrote:

never worry canadian woman :D
the best things cum 2 those who wait :D

I’ll remember that :roll:

[American Woman]

@nismo wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

@rainbowbrite wrote:

@nismo wrote:

@rainbowbrite wrote:

Ooo what to choose…dirty weekend with ma sunns or cheap night out down the kebab hut with Nis. Decisions. Sorry Nis…

The lady has it 8)

Hahaha story of my life :roll: oh and it was pizza hut – all you can eat deal :P LMAO :lol:

No, thats your choice as you live off pizza…some people might not like em! :lol: 8) I say we flip a coin. Heads we go to new york tails we go to Las Vegas.

Hey, if you’re going to Vegas – I’m coming with. I know you don’t know me, but I’m a fun. :twisted:

LOL well you may be fun but i ain’t rich enough to pay for three tickets LOL :lol:

Your loss darlin – lol
:twisted: :wink:

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